Monday, June 27, 2005

Roland Cedermark - He Wants your Soul but you shouldn't Let him Have It.


Superblog!! proudly presents: Roland Cedermark, constant winner of the Sweden's ugliest Christian musician trophy since 1989. Consider yourself warned for what might happen if you're an old alcoholic who decides to let Jebus into your life.... You'll turn into some kind of a hippie with scary eyes and everybody will hate you. Except for the Jebus crowd, but who cares what they think.

Another Elvis enthusiast: Roland Cedermark has devoted several of his albums to The King. My musician friends tell me he's a god on the accordion, but I just can't make myself appreciate his genius.
I once bought my sister one of his CDs for Christmas, and have suffered ever since.

8 comments:

Moocko said...

True story: I and one of my friends dubbed Roland "the most terrifying person to be on a record cover ever" a couple of years ago. He has remained champion to this day.

Anonymous said...

True story: I an' one o' muh ma fuckin niggas dubbed Roland "the most terrifying person ta be on uh record cover ever" uh couple o' years ago. He has remained champion ta dis here day.

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Moocko said...

Sann historia: Jag o en av mina polare utsåg Roland till "den mest skräckingivande personen på ett skivomslag någonsin". Han är fortfarande obesegrad mästare.

Uncle Sammy said...

Mir und ein von mein Freund betiteln Roland "die meisten schrecklich Person zu sein auf einer ein Rekord-Abdeckung überhaupt" ein paar jahr vor. Er hat gebliebenen meister zu diesem tag.

Koala Mentala said...

True story: Shut the fuck up, all of you!

Moocko said...

Jeg og en god komrade titele Roland til "den må ybelhavige gutten ov ett grammokonvo någonnäver". Til denne dag er han master.

Moocko said...

Je et un de mes amis ont doublé Roland "la personne la plus terrifiante pour être sur une couverture record jamais" deux il y a années. Il a le champion resté à ce jour.

Mr Splendor said...

I masturbate to Roland. You should too.