Tuesday, June 29, 2010

I'm Starting a Circus of Crime

"The CLOWN does not take that LIGHTLY!"

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Harry Gaylord and the Goblet of Cum

The reason you haven't heard from SUPERBLOG!! in the last ten days or so is that we have been writing a series of young-adult fantasy novels, the first one of which is to be published later this Summer. There will probably be a total of six or seven books. These will chronicle the adventures of the adolescent wizard Harry Gaylord, a student at Suxdix School of Murder & Misogyny, in particular his struggles against the evil wizard Lord Jew. These books are literally writing themselves and we are already hard at work on the fifth one, Harry Gaylord and the Order of the Führer.

No no no no no. As usual, it is all a bunch of stupid bullshit.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Stupid Blog! Be More Funny!!

And if you can't manage that, shitty SUPERBLOG!!, at least try to be less actively UNfunny. 

You fucking blog, you. I should sell you to the Chinese. To the filthy Chinese.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Gee Fraza!

SUPERBLOG!! supports the Free Gaza Movement! Though not with money, of course. Just with enough blog posts to counteract occasional reactionary nonsense.

Actually, the Official Koala Position on the Arab-Israeli conflict is probably closest to "A pox on both their houses", but in the Ship to Gaza incident, it seems pretty obvious that Israel acted unethically and unlawfully. How anyone can make excuses for them in this instance is beyond me.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

We Con the World

They con the world!

Saturday, June 05, 2010

Films in Order from Good to Bad, April-May 2010

Excellent! Another completely meaningless list of meaninglessness! I love SUPERBLOG!! This time (for a change), I will rate each motion picture on the Michael Keaton Scale, ranging from 5 Keatons (= "Keatonastic! :-)") to 1 lonely Keaton (= "Keatonethic! :-("). I will also use cutting-edge Internet Hyperlink technology to link to AV Club reviews, when relevant. When not relevant, I will not link to anything. That is my promise to you, the reading public.

Ha! Nothing!

Eyes Wide Shut (1999) (R)
Out of the Past (1947)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) (R)

Iron Man 2 (2010)
Iron Man (2008) (R)
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans (2009)
Crazy Heart (2009)
Bob Roberts (1992) (R)
Animal Farm (1954)
Shutter Island (2010)
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Point Blank (1967) (R)
Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire (2009)
Hamlet 2 (2008)
Wiseguy (1996)
Europa (1991)
The Road (2009)

The Girlfriend Experience (2009)
Valhalla (1986)
Shorts (2009)
Prime Cut (1972)
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero (1998)
Angel of Death (2009)
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)
Avatar (2009)
Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber (2005)

I hope you enjoyed scrolling through this meaningless list of meaninglessness and if for some reason you didn't I hope you die soon. No. Just kidding. I hope you never die, ever.