Sunday, June 19, 2005

An Unpleasant Surprise



Catwoman #45 will be available at your local comics shop on July 28th. Reserve your copy today. And then you can get together with a friend to imitate your superhero idols Batman and Catwoman. But remember:

Anal sex does carry some risks to health and comfort even in the absence of STDs. For example, while the vagina secretes its own lubrication, the anus and rectum do not. The tissues in the rectal area are particularly delicate and susceptible to tearing [...] In addition, since the rectal tissues are so easily damaged, and since the anorectal muscles are largely under involuntary control, slow, gentle, and responsive insertion is necessary to avoid pain and tearing.
This is the third post in an increasingly dull and uninspired series, caused by disease and betrayal.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

"It slipped, but I think I like this hole better," works so many times before it gets old.

Matthew said...

Way to make fudge packing sound unappealing. Bravo.

Koala Mentala said...

When Superblog!! is done, nobody will be able to enjoy any kind of sex anymore. And the human race will die out. And then the ants take over.

Moocko said...

More anal sex! Just make it PG-13!

Paperslut said...

Hmm... thank god for lubricant.

Sara said...

I like the self heating kind.

Anonymous said...

At a local college, there was a dance.

A guy from Italy asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In Italy, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In Italy, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In Italy, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

Koala Mentala said...

I love Swede jokes. Keep 'em coming. I do however have one question: Why did the girl say "Yaah" instead of "Yes"? Was she retarded?

spidercrazy said...

Any swedish woman fucking an ITALIAN has to be retarded. (You didn't see that one coming, did you?)

Sara said...

Anyone fucking an Italian is retarded.
Let's not just limit it to Swedish women.

Koala Mentala said...

Had a bad experience in Italy, Sara?

Sara said...

I don't wanna talk about it.

Koala Mentala said...

I'll just imagine it, then.