Catwoman #45 will be available at your local comics shop on July 28th. Reserve your copy today. And then you can get together with a friend to imitate your superhero idols Batman and Catwoman. But remember:
Anal sex does carry some risks to health and comfort even in the absence of STDs. For example, while the vagina secretes its own lubrication, the anus and rectum do not. The tissues in the rectal area are particularly delicate and susceptible to tearing [...] In addition, since the rectal tissues are so easily damaged, and since the anorectal muscles are largely under involuntary control, slow, gentle, and responsive insertion is necessary to avoid pain and tearing.This is the third post in an increasingly dull and uninspired series, caused by disease and betrayal.
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"It slipped, but I think I like this hole better," works so many times before it gets old.
Way to make fudge packing sound unappealing. Bravo.
When Superblog!! is done, nobody will be able to enjoy any kind of sex anymore. And the human race will die out. And then the ants take over.
Hmm... thank god for lubricant.
I like the self heating kind.
At a local college, there was a dance.
A guy from Italy asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In Italy, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In Italy, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In Italy, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
I love Swede jokes. Keep 'em coming. I do however have one question: Why did the girl say "Yaah" instead of "Yes"? Was she retarded?
Had a bad experience in Italy, Sara?
I don't wanna talk about it.
I'll just imagine it, then.
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