Saturday, April 02, 2005

Carla Gugino's Censored Breasts in Sin City - Uncensored!

This is part three of our twentysix-and-a-half part Blog Marathon, published in as many hours. From The Superficial:

Sin City opens today and while you will see film nerds pretending that they’ve always been big fans of the comic book,

Yeah, because it's way cooler to be a comic nerd than a film nerd. ON BIZARRO WORLD. Anyway:

what you wont see is Carla Gugino’s enormous rack. Because her topless scene was edited out. Despite the fact that a government study proved that people love Carla Gugino’s enormous rack.

The horror! Thankfully they publish uncensored stills, featuring Carla Gugino's boobs, before updating with the additional, somewhat relevant, information that the scenes actually haven't been cut after all. IT WAS ALL A LIE.

So please, go see Carla Gugino's breasts in Sin City.


Uncle Sammy said...

Hmmm.. Enormous rack ? Doesn't look like airbags to me.

Koala Mentala said...

I know. She should definitely get implants.