I liked the Ultimate Team Up between Spider-Man and Iron Man. Oh wait--were we supposed to be hip and ironic? Uh...I mean, that's so prosaic....heh,heh.
A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian found themselves deserted on a small island. A Cannibal tribe lived on the island, and they emprisoned the three men. The cannibals gave each of them a final wish. First they asked the Norwegian. The Norwegian wanted to see his wife once more. The cannibals went to find the wife. After he saw his wife, the Norwegian was eaten, and the cannibals made a canoe out of his skin. The Finn wanted to smoke one more cigarette. He got his cigarette. After he was finished, he was eaten and his skin was used to make a canoe. Then came the Swede's turn - he wanted a fork. He started to punch holes into himself, and yelled: "YOU WON'T MAKE A CANOE OUT OF ME!"
Awesome, kids! Who knew that completely innocent image was such a setup?
That joke was cool, but if it had been a real Swede he would have plucked out his eyes, chewed them down, and muttered discreetly under his breath: "Ha! You missed the tastiest part!"
I'm fuckitysick. Hope to be healthy enough to blog tomorrow.
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My wildest fanboi dreams have come true.
I liked the Ultimate Team Up between Spider-Man and Iron Man. Oh wait--were we supposed to be hip and ironic? Uh...I mean, that's so prosaic....heh,heh.
(seriously, that team-up was pretty cool.)
Ya think his spidey sense is tingling about now?
The Smart Swede
A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian found themselves deserted on a small island. A Cannibal tribe lived on the island, and they emprisoned the three men. The cannibals gave each of them a final wish. First they asked the Norwegian. The Norwegian wanted to see his wife once more. The cannibals went to find the wife. After he saw his wife, the Norwegian was eaten, and the cannibals made a canoe out of his skin. The Finn wanted to smoke one more cigarette. He got his cigarette. After he was finished, he was eaten and his skin was used to make a canoe. Then came the Swede's turn - he wanted a fork. He started to punch holes into himself, and yelled: "YOU WON'T MAKE A CANOE OUT OF ME!"
Awesome, kids! Who knew that completely innocent image was such a setup?
That joke was cool, but if it had been a real Swede he would have plucked out his eyes, chewed them down, and muttered discreetly under his breath: "Ha! You missed the tastiest part!"
I'm fuckitysick. Hope to be healthy enough to blog tomorrow.
Me too.
What happened to the Norwegian's wife? Was she eated as well?
I was wondering that too. It's possible she was already dead (and partly eaten) when they showed her to him.
Still fuckitysick, but I'll probably blog today. REJOICE, MY CHILDREN.
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