Alan Moore in Forbes Magazine

Long-time some-time SUPERBLOG!! contributing prag Moko Chapman (you remember him) (he drew this, among other stuff) created this picture in his computer because he is a genius! Mr. Chapman, I mean, not the computer (who is also male). Although the computer is very clever as well! The picture depicts a vision I once had of Alan Moore as a greedy Watchmen movie-money-grubby-grabbing greedy sort of fellow interviewed by Forbes magazine. The real Alan, who is nothing like that, is nothing like that. Although he wears a similar hat! Hats, Mr. Moore believes, are the seat of man's consciousness. Without hats we would be nothing.

Image © 2009 Alan Moore, Inc. and Michelle Forbes. Used with permission.

What They Made Me Watch in October, 2009

I usually write short reviews of all the stuff I watched but today I'll just list it in order of decreasing suckitude:

Mutant Chronicles (2008)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) (way better: ep 1.49)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Uzumaki (2000) (way better: the manga)
Cypher (2002)
Batman Beyond: Season 2 (1999-2000, 24 episodes) (way better: B:tAS)
Battlestar Galactica: The Plan (2009)
Son of the Beach: Season 1 (2000, 13 episodes)
The Hebrew Hammer (2003)
South Park: Imaginationland (2007)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) (R)
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
The Company of Wolves (1984)
The Shield: Season 2 (2003, 13 episodes)
LolliLove (2004)
The Shield: Season 3 (2004, 15 episodes)
Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997)
Trick 'r Treat (2009)
Moon (2009)
All the President's Men (1976) (R)
Tanner on Tanner (2004, 4 episodes)
Brick (2005) (R)
Tanner '88 (1988, 11 episodes)
The Thick of It: The Specials (2007, 2 episodes)

?Why SUPERBLOG!! No Update So Good? (Also: How Not 2 Find SUPERBLOG!! on Twitter)

I remember when* this was the best blog in the entire universe or at least in the top three** but that seems a lifetime ago*** and now everything has turned to shit. Shit! Everybody's tweeeeeting nowadays and have forgotten the joy that only blogging can give! Not any stupid kind of blogging of course but, specifically, SUPERBLOG!!ing. Here is how sad tweeters are and yes I am of course one of them but not under the nom the crime Kay McEntala or whatever it is I'm using on this here blog right here now but my actual, proper name. Thus and therefore I have to be VERY CAREFUL so that nobody can figure out that my real name is Bill. Bill Hurt. Call me billy. On Tweeter I am @billhurtz (just kidding, that was a totally random link that turned out to actually exist. I am not now, nor have I ever been, affiliated with the billhurtz twit flow. Aside from being a massive fan, of course. MASSIVE FAN.) If you see me on the streets you will recognize me by my stained t-shirt emblazoned with MACROSCOPIC BLOGGING FTW. Either that. Or not.

So, to sum up:

• Twitter: Complete suck.
• SUPERBLOG!!: Always sucked.

*Never true
**Hyperbole
***It was for some but not for you and me

Always Remember

In case you are blind and/or can't read, what the image says is "Nothing is any good if other people like it." It's from a t-shirt.

Yeah, Well, What Are You Gonna Do?

It was worth a shot.

Tomorrow There Will Be A New Post

I know some of you little piss-ants (no offence) have been complaining behind our backs recently. You've been going on about how SUPERBLOG!!'s posts have been slipping ever so slightly both in quantity and quality. Don't try to deny it, my sources are unimpeachable. Now, far be it from me to call you all whiny assholes who should shut the fuck up. No, I actually think you may have a little bit of a point. So, starting tomorrow, I promise to make amends. In fact, I'm ready to pronounce A NEW DAWN for SUPERBLOG!!!

Hope to see you then!

LIES

Spider-Man Says: God Wants People to Procreate

This is for you parents out there. You know who you are, I need mention no names.

4 Years 2 Day!

Four years! 4! Not me, but an acquaintance of mine. It seems like just a year ago we celebrated the last Asian Birthday. And now there's a new Asian Birthday. They call it... Asian Birthday 2009! Surprise video!! (Warning: Ninjas! Nikes!!)

The History of Mankind by Milo Manara

Sex and violence - two great tastes that taste great together. Viewable in different form here.

Randomly connected: Michael Bay's keyboard.

Also... no, that's all I have.