Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I Shall Become A Keamy

If me work hard on it methinks me just might one day turn into Martin Keamy. Me shall try with all my hearts.


Saturday, March 27, 2010


This is very likely the least offensive picture that turns up when you Image Google "dog dick". But why would you, anyway? Are you some kind of weirdo?

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Film Reviews (Not Really), January 2010 (Two Months Ago)

Listen up maggots! Do YOU enjoy seeing a list of films and television series rated on a scale between one and four Michael Keatons with no explication whatsoever on how and why a particular rating was attained? Then today's proud SUPERBLOG!! entry is for YOU.

88 Minutes (2007)
Righteous Kill (2008)
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

Public Enemies (2009)
44 Inch Chest (2009)
Book of Blood (2009)
Batman Beyond: Season 3 (2000-2001, 13 episodes)
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000)
Sunshine Cleaning (2008)
TV Funhouse (8 episodes, 2000-2001)

Whip It (2009)
The Late Shift (1996) (R)
Lord of Illusions (1995) (R)
Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut (2009) (R)
Meet John Doe (1941)
The Unit: Season 1 (2006, 13 episodes)
Heathers (1988)
Burn After Reading (2008)

Party Down (2009, 10 episodes)
Hellraiser (1987) (R)
Big Fan (2009)
Up in the Air (2009)
World's Greatest Dad (2009)
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
A Serious Man (2009)
Full Metal Jacket (1987) (R)
In the Loop (2009) (R)


Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Just Checking In to Let You Know That Al Gore Still Rules

What a terrific human being Albert Gore is. He is a role model and an ideal. I love you, Al Gore.

But of course, the whole WORLD loves Mr Gore. There is not a single person on this ever-hottening planet that doesn't love President Gore. SOME people may not admit it, but in their HEART they know the TRUTH.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Experts Agree: Climate Change Exists and Al Gore is Awesome!

Remember to Vote Gore in 2016!

Bash Gore More!

Hahaha! Kick him! Kick his nuts!

Al Gore was conspicuously missing in action before surfacing with a long article in the New York Times on February 28, reiterating his familiar parade of horribles: The sea level will rise! Monster storms! Climate refugees in the hundreds of millions! Political chaos the world over! It was the rhetorical equivalent of stamping his feet and saying “It is too so!”

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The Butterfly Effect

Original Roundabout Dog in Linköping. I'm driving through that roundabout every time I go to IKEA. You can see the IKEA flags if you're able to focus some..

Swedish Cartoonist Lars Vilks. Inspired by the original roundabout dog he made a Muhammed picture picturing Muhammed as a roundabout dog!

Rage Boy is one angry boy.

Pennsylvania Woman Jihad Jane Tied to Plot on Cartoonist Lars Vilks.

End of world. At least some of it started started near the place where I buy my furniture.