Thursday, November 30, 2006

Evil Comics #11: Marco Polo's Journey of Fucking, Part Four


This is the last and crappiest Marco Polo story ever. I probably held off on publishing it for so long because it's so sucky. But pay attention anyway, you might learn something. Parts 1 thru 3 are in the list below.

#1: Superblog!!'s Pal, Jimmy Olsen (cover)
#2: Superblog!!'s Girl Friend, Lois Lane (cover)
#3: Jimmy Olsen's Fist of DOOM! (cover)
#4: Marco Polo's Journey of Fucking, Part One
#5: The Origin of Superblog!!, Part One
#6: The Origin of Superblog!!, Part Two
#6½: Countdown to Absolutely Static, Hayfever-Inducing Normality (cover)
#7: Superblog!!'s Bitch, Lois Lame (cover)
#8: Marco Polo's Journey of Fucking, Part Two
#9: The Cleverest One Yet! (cover)
#10: Marco Polo's Journey of Fucking, Part Three

SUPERBLOG!!: First and last and always

Monday, November 27, 2006

Photo #118: Symbolic Extravaganza

This could mean something. I think everything is about the cow. It always is. In psychology text books the above is called bizarre grouping so now you know more than you did 4 seconds ago. First one to interpret correctly will get black baby and crocodile head sent with FedEx.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Hitler Inda Haus!

Thanks, Mook, you YouTube surfer you.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

But A Monkey Supplied The Glue

Me = genius. And English isn't even my first language! That makes me a SUPER genius. Are you a genius? No, probably not.

Dog eat dog!

A brilliant ad that will make you vote GOP.

I stole the above pic from from scans_daily. It was preceded by these three pages: "Cut Your Dick Off." "All I Got To Do Is Lop Off My Knob?" and "You'll Lose Too Much Blood!"

(And yes, I'm well aware how incredibly annoying the William Shatner song is. I wish there was something I could to, but if I turn it off THE TERRORISTS WIN! You don't want that, do you? Of course not.)

Monday, November 20, 2006

Danny Say Relax

Sunday, November 19, 2006

A Very Sexual Movie

It's about sexual love and clothes and doctors and organs and it's very advanced. Everybody talks Swedish!!

The film deals with all kinds of problems connected with the sexual relationship of people. Whilst every question is discussed by the panel., the film illustrates; the difference between male and female sexual organs and their functions, positions, and authentic coition whereby a split screen system is used enabling us to see the various reactions in different parts of the body.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Chat Chat Chat Chat Chat

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

It´s Awesome!!

This post I posted with my new phone, the HTC TyTn. It´s awesome I tell you. Totally. ´I´ll be one of the rulers in geek world for many weeks! haha! Licorice!

Saturday, November 11, 2006


James Kochalka Superstar: Britney's Silver Can.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006


hERE's TooDay's feaTured Spam. Me likeD!

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sAM sPam knows lazy blogging like no other..

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

This Just In: SUPERBLOG!! Still Sucks

Creepiness Week Part 5 or 6 or something

Um. I don't really feel like blogging today either. Maybe Sam Spam will pop in later with something of interest (but I wouldn't hold my breath). This could very well be SUPERBLOG!!'s longest period of suckitude since the start. What do you think? (I don't really care, this was a pathetic attempt at involving the audience.)

Oh, and as expected, I won the drawring contest.

Monday, November 06, 2006

SUPERBLOG!! and You: Partners in Wonder

Creepiness Week Part 4½

Wait a minute! Wasn't Creepiness Week last week? WHAT THE LOVE IS GOING ON?!?

Image stolen from Classic Crime & Horror Covers, a webpage collecting classic crime and horror covers from comical booklets.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Photo #117: Rear View

It's a VOLVO.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Me Win Contest 4 Sure Now!

An individual called Dave, who has never heard of me, nor I of him, started a contest called The Dr Oracle Contest. He provided a drawn image and asked people to fill the drawing with words that contain meaning. And he promised everyone who participated and won a free stereo system. So the above image is my entry, which will surely win, unless it doesn't, in which case it will lose. Then I'll owe him a stereo system.

So. How did I create this awesome masterpiece? Well, it actually wasn't as impossibly difficult as it might seem at a first and second and third glance. You see, I didn't do this by hand but rather used a computer program I've recently discovered called Adobe Photoshoppe. It is a computer program for creating graphical madness. And I used it. By clicking on buttons and such.

I know most of SUPERBLOG!!'s readers are unfamiliar with comical books so I'll explain what you need to know to understand EVERYTHING. First, there are two super-heroes in this picture. The one on the left is called Guy Gardener (Great Lantern) and the one on the right (standing right next to the guy on the left) is Dr Oracle. They are good friends, but sometimes something happens and they are lesser friends than before, back when they were friends. You can look it up on Wikipedia.

There are tons of symbolism in this picture. For instance, I carved a dick into Mr/Mrs Oracle's head to indicate that he is something of a dickhead. You see how that works? It's a play on words. AND I drew a line in pink or purple at the bottom as a symbol of love and mutual respect. Also, some of the words in the speech bubbles (or "balloons") are in a foreign language or two. Here is the dialogue translated into The Queen's American:

"Good day, Dr Oracle. How are you feeling 2day?"
"I'm fine, Guy. How are you yourself? Get off my fucking back or I'll cutya!!!!!(!)!!"
Creepiness Week, Part YEAH

Friday, November 03, 2006

Mr Evilbeard's Show Trial

Creepiness Week, Part Whatever

So, Saddam Hussein is expected to face a verdict November 5. What happens if he is aquitted? Will he be reinstalled as Prez of Iraq? Will the United States leave the country and allow the great man to bring peace and prosperity to the nation once again? Will the price of oil go up or down or sideways? Well, whatever happens, you'll read about it first and last and always right here on SUPERBLOG!!, the blog for and by deposed Middle Eastern dictators.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Power !! Lust !! Freaks !!

Must buy this film .

A mad scientist turns some small horror toy puppets into his blood-thirsty, living killer brigade to take revenge on his opponents and to conquer world power.

I'm mad too and I want my opponents to bleed. A lot.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

O Lucky Man!

Creepiness Week, Part One

Welcome to Creepiness Week, already partially in progress. The picture above was completely stolen from another (probably much better) blog. Original content is for sissies. And for people who believe they have something to add to the sum total of worldly knowledge. They don't. They're just bad.

Speaking of bad, I'd probably blog much more often if Blogger didn't SUCK SUCK SUCK. On average, it takes 90 (ninety) minutes, and seven (7) failed attempts, to upload one (1) image. Why is that? Where is the man in charge? Why do I assume it's a man? Am I sexist? When did I last sleep with a woman? What happened to my teeth? Is there a God? Why does he hate me? Why do I assume God is a man? Am I sexist?

These and other questions will be answered in forthcoming installments of Creepiness Week. This has been a blog entry about nothing. And I couldn't think of a title so I just added something I happened to mention to a moron on ICQ as I was typing this.