Thursday, January 31, 2008

Fantastic Tits 4 Jessica Alba!



Did you know motion picture (or "movie") starlet Jessica Alba got a much needed breast boost for the poster to the brand-new (well, like 8 months ago or so?) Fantastic Four flick, 4: Rise (get it?) of the Silver Surfer? It's true! God, aided by poster designers, gave her bigger, better boobs! Also they did it for Into the Blue, another film I haven't seen:



I nominate this SUPERBLOG!! post for the Nobel Prize for Extra Fine Bloggery. Meet us in Stockholm.



Titty image with FF breasts © 2007 The Estate of Jack Kirby. Or it should be.
Into the Blue image © 2005 Some Hollywood Entity.

Where's My Burrito?

Important link

This blog post will be amended in a future.

UPDATE: No it won't.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Ann Stalkley

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

It's Crazy....


He heh.... Today I blog like crazy. I wonder what THAT means? Huh?

My New Friend




Say hello to my new friend. It's a Panasonic TH-37PX7. I like my new friend very much.

Fan Mail: The Weiner Revealed



This image was sent in by Coach Carter Contest Weiner Mr Moko, who practically begged SUPERBLOG!! to publish it. And SUPERBLOG!! is so accommodating it nauseates itself.

Weiner photo © 2008 Mocko.

I am Sammy

Sammy I am!

Friday, January 25, 2008

KoalaCam #25: False Prophet Billy Graham



This thoroughly excellent photograph was taken at 20.29 (that's 8pm for some) on the 14th of July, 2007. It's of a toilet wall in Scotland, I think.

Maybe Sammy has a better photo of the same wall*. If so, I DARE HIM to post it.



*Yes, we always pee together.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

I am Sally

Says the Peanuts Character Test:

Wishy-Washy: 53%, Mental: 71%, Physical: 40%
Sally is Charlie Brown's little sister and has an unrequited love for Linus. Alternately amazed and terrified by the world of school, she gets by on pure stubbornness. If you're feeling a little down about life, remember you can always talk to the school wall.

Oh My God What A Boring Blog Post This Is.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Gilliam Fucked



Poor Terry Gilliam. I just realized the Death of Heath (that rhymes!) means the Gilliam curse is in full effect:

The future of Terry Gilliam’s “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” has been thrown into question following the sudden death of its star Heath Ledger.
[...]
Ledger’s involvement in the project was a key factor in raising the finance. He had a strong relationship with Gilliam from their last pic together, “Brothers Grimm.”

In November 2000, Gilliam was forced to abandon his $32 million indie project “The Man Who Killed Don Quixote” after just a week of shooting, when his star Jean Rochefort was too ill to continue.
Yeah.

Support Rudy!!!

Shoot Hillary (with a paintball rifle), shoot her (in this game), shoot her now (but not for real)!!!

RIP Joker



Yesterday the laughter died. As Heath Ledger AKA the Joker passed away. On the very same day as Anabaptist leader Bernhard Knipperdolling (1495-1536). How ironic. How sad.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Birthday FUN

FUN for them maybe, for me it's more oh yeah they have birthdays these people. But I really really like to google for pictures so here they are. The birthday people of January 22th.


Bill Bixby - happy 73 (in case he's not as dead as they say)

John Hurt - 67 today. Happy birthday I guess.

This is Chung!!! He plays the piano every day and he's 54.

Linda Blair is 48 today.

That's Linda too. It's been almost two years since SUPERBLOG!!
had a post with boobs but in order to keep the blog family oriented I altered and manipulated and distorted the picture..

Today we also celebrate Sulu!!!

Iz Diz Art?



A plentitude of quiz test goodies! To reveal if you are cultured and literate or a philistine.
Can you tell machine translation from Faulkner? (I got 75%.)
Can you tell true art from fake? (I got 92%!)

Monday, January 21, 2008

We Have A Weiner!



The proud winner of the Xoaxh Xarter Xmax Xontext is a man/boy who called himself "Mookster the Mook" in his correspondence. Longtime SUPERBLOG!! readers may recognize him as a longtime SUPERBLOG!! reader. As promised, Mook, or, as he's more often known, "the Chap", will be sent a personalized DVD containing the movie Coach Carter, or, if that turns out to be illegal, something else entirely.

The Chap was kind enough to participate in a mini-interview, part of which I publish here now. (Please note: There were originally 19 questions and answers. Some of the answers reproduced here have been edited for space, others have been pointlessly changed. For instance, his actual answer to the last question was "fish".)

Mini-Interview with the Weiner

b) How does it feel to win? Answer in 1 word or less.
The Chap: Supploy!

c) What are you going to do with the prize? Answer in 25 words or less.
TC: I'll put it on display in the living room for my whole family to see! And then I will watch the movie. I think I'll like it!

i) How often, if ever, do you read SUPERBLOG!!?
TC: Several times a day! It is a good friend.

j) How, if possible, could SUPERBLOG!! be improved to suit YOUR needs?
TC: Well, I can't STAND the thought of there being no more reviews of movies. That would destroy me.

s) What animal would you like to read LESS about on SUPERBLOG!!?
TC: Tiger!

Congratulations, Chapman! May your Prize bring you a lifetime of joy.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Photo #149: Angel of Death


My Daughter Baby Sam made this when in the day care centre or whatever it may be called in this stupid foreign language. We named it Angel of Death. We suppose it will protect us against evil beings and such. Hopefully it will protect us against Tim Burton. He's very scary.

I have a video and I will post it below right now. It's also called Angel of Death. Strange things happens now and then.


video

Now I must eat my Pasta Alfredo.

Angel of Death photography © 2008 Uncle Sammy, Scientiæ Magister.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

KoalaCam #24: The Owl is Back in Town



I took this picture with my own two hands. It portrays a midnight owl. Lookit the owl! OWG look @ the OWL. Where I come here's how we write owl: O\/\/L. I come from the suburbs.

Today's Google word: orubtubg

Owl photograph © 2008 K. W. Mentala

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Oh Noes Wobbly!

blind people SUCK

I think I'm gonna bring the FUN tomorrow. Or maybe the next day. Anywaze, the FUN is imminent. You know, that thing we counted down to. Unsuccessfully, as it were. Anywaze, return here tomorra for some FUN. Or maybe the day after that, or whenever.

To mark the seriousness of this paradigm shift, I think we're gonna start attributing the images we use to, like, the people who own them. Like so:

Wobbly image: © Unknown.

Monday, January 14, 2008

What's up Internet..?

Uncle Sammy's Pond



Me Sammy no have blogged in many days now so now is time me blog bigbig some. This almost just in: National Trust acquires Uncle Sammy's Pond.

The National Trust’s first wildlife reserve in West Bay is now a reality after the purchase of 3.5 acres of land affectionately known as “Uncle Sammy’s Pond”.
The pond is named in honour of Sam Parsons of Mount Pleasant, whose descendants still live in West Bay.

Uncle Sammy of Mount Pleasant. That's me.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Trejo: "Machete is SO on!!"



Good news, everybody! I ran into Danny Trejo at the mall yesterday and asked him if Machete is ever going to get made and he was all like "OMG DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! IT'S SO F***ING ON!!!!!!" and then he asked me over to his house where we had a few drinks and his wife made quiche, and we quickly bonded so after a while he said I was like part of the family now so he asked if I maybe wanted a cameo in the movie or something!! I said, SURE, if it's no big trouble, and he said "NO WAY DUDE!!!!!! I'LL TALK TO ROBERT ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW!!!" He phoned up Robert Rodriguez just there and then even though it was the middle of the night cos he said Robert's ALWAYS up late working anyway but I don't know about that because Danny put him on speaker phone and I thought he sounded like we just woke him up. So I was a little nervous about it and told Danny to just hang up and forget about it. But Danny said "RELAX DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and he talked to Robert about it and Robert said it was TOTALLY okay, in fact he's gonna write a pretty big part as a pimp JUST for me as a thankyou for like being a total fan and also (now) a good friend of Danny's.

So I'm hesitantly optimistic about Machete getting made, and and later this week me and Danny are going to play bridge with Cheech Marin and Quentin Tarantino and we are going to totally KICK THEIR ASS!!!!!!

More info here.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Photo #148: Im Scottishhh Ayyyyeee


Totally random picture from the SUPERBLOG!! goes to Scotland tour of 2007. Looks very Scottish to me. I know things about Scotland. Been there two times now. Ayyyeeee. Scottish people speak in short sentences. They do. Would you like to know more?
Thought so. Here's a quote from that inspiring book I bought from that inspiring old geezer bartender dude we met in Troon (from where the trains leave).
Yoóre no fuckin warin thae jeens tae go for a jobe interview.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

2007: The Year of Watching DVDs, Part 36: The Last One

I started watching the IMDb top 250 list and when I finished that, I watched everything else. All 2007's reviews.


An American In Paris (1951): I'm sure it's a wonderful movie but it almost made me puke on a number of occasions. Like when sex terrorist Gene Kelly sings with some children. Gene Kelly. He's a professional monster pig, isn't he? He plays an artist. Film guest stars aunt Harriet from the Batman TV series! Plus it wasn't even filmed in Paris!! Moral: Anything goes when you can dance.

Stagecoach (1939): Seemingly endless western by John Ford (his first talkie). It's about a stagecoach. 18 minutes in, SUPERBLOG!! Mortal Enemy John Wayne enters, playing "Ringo the Kid" or "The Ringo Kid" or "Kid Ringo Teh" or somesuch. His distinguishing characteristic in this movie is that he is polite to a whore. But it later turns out that his politeness stems not from the goodness of his heart but rather a desire to "marry" her. Moral: John Wayne liked to fuck prostitutes.

Rebel Without a Cause (1955): This movie stars that guy the pop group Troll sang about. They were from the town I live in. Ends with lots of dramatic music and running. And a stupid whiny cry-baby with a gun. Moral: Watch out for the police.

Hard Eight (1996) (repeat): AKA Sydney. Here's what I found when I image googled the title. Moral: Don't kill people.

Chancer, Series 1 (1990) (TV series, 13 episodes) (repeat): I liked this when it aired on SVT when I was a kid. It's grey and dull and very English and very late 80s. Now it remind me a little of the short-lived Profit (reviewed in Part 22), but perhaps a tiny bit smarter and with more believable characters (though maybe that's just because Americans always seem fake, even when they're real. (Just kidding! (But not really.))). Hey - Jim Profit (Adrian Pasdar) and Stephen Crane (Clive Owen) even look alike:

Moral: Several. Money isn't everything. It's OK to reinvent yourself but sometimes it's good to be honest. Derek is a stupid name.

Wuthering Heights (1939): Laurence Olivier as a bad-tempered, childish loser who turns bitter when he can't have the woman he loves. Quite good. Moral: Don't turn bitter.

A Place in the Sun (1951): Montgomery Clift knocks up Poor Plain Shelley Winters, then cheats on her with Rich Teenage Elizabeth Taylor. Moral: Don't do stuff like that.

Mutiny on the Bounty (1935): Charles Laughton is Captain William "Hardcore" Bligh. Moral: When you mutiny, kill everybody.


The Astronaut Farmer (2006): Billy Bob Thornton as a would-be astronaut named Charles Farmer. Moral: Follow your dream.

The Badge (2002): Billy Bob Thornton as a small town sheriff named Darl Hardwick. Moral: Chicks with dicks are people too.

Straightheads (2007): AKA Closure. Gillian Anderson and boytoy are attacked! Moral: Don't call people wankers.

The Public Enemy (1931): "Nails" Nathan and his posse wreak havoc in Chicago. Moral: Crime doesn't pay.

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999) (repeat): When the blood of innocent Canadians is spilled, Satan and Saddam try to take over the world. Moral: Censorship is bad.

Identity (2003) (repeat): John Cusack is a multi-talented limo driver who investigates a crime. Moral: Madmen sure can be crazy.

My Fair Lady (1964): Mad Henry Higgins and Colonel Hugh Pickering engage in a bet on who can be the most homosexual. Also, on whether Eliza Doolittle can ever learn to speak properly. Moral: Opposites attract.

To Die For (1995) (repeat): Nicole Kidman wants to be in television. Moral: Everyone gets their fifteen minutes eventually.


Four Rooms (1995) (repeat): Tim Roth as a bellboy in four stories of remarkably varying quality (half of it is good or very good, half of it sucks elephant balls). My most special New Year's Eve film. Moral: Kids will be kids.

And so our long, arduous journey draws to a close. All in all, I watched and reviewed circa 512 movies and 632 television episodes. Thanks for reading. Good night.

Friday, January 04, 2008

X-Men Simpsonized



The X-Men + the Simpsons = hilarity. These are based on the Frank Quitely-designed costumes, I believe. More pictures in the Comic Book Resources Forums.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Let the Fun Begin!



Popular question right now: Whatever happened to the Countdown to FUN? Is that still going on? Has the Fun already started or what?

Well, the answer is that it's been kinda on Pause but now I feel we can safely let Parallel Dimension President Al Gore inaugur the FUN!

REAL FUN GO!


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Incidentally, remember that SUPERBLOG!! used to be rated NC-17? Now that we're FUN, we're totally just a soft R:



This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
* death (3x)
* fucking (2x)
* zombie (1x)

So bring your children under 17 to SUPERBLOG!! tomorrow for some fun FUN!

New Rule!


But don't kill everyone you meet. That is bad and you will die or go to jail. The rule just means that it's good to be prepared.

Do the Candidate Matchmaker Test - It's FUN and FREE !!



I did the test and it turns out that I and Rudy are made for each other. I knew that but thank you Fox for confirming my true beliefs.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

I Will Send You Snakes!

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[Jeremiah 8:17]

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Countdown to FUN +/-0!



Fun? Fun! Now let's all sing "Balladen om Astrosmurf" from the classic album Klasse i Smurflandet. Here are the lyrics:


Åh Astrosmurf, åh Astrosmurf
Rymden är så stor
Åh Astrosmurf, åh Astrosmurf
Större än du nånsin tror

I det Glömda landet kommer man ihåg
en gång en smurf mot yttre rymden såg
Han gav sig smurfen på att nå en ny planet
och la ner en massa jobb på en raket

Åh Astrosmurf...

Och smurfarna kom dit från alla håll
Han tog farväl och räkna ner till noll
Han hade tänkt att vara borta flera dar
men hur han än försökte stod raketen kvar

Åh Astrosmurf...

Men Gammelsmurf begrep att hans maskin
väl inte flög så bra som den var fin
Så han bad alla lägga manken till och vips
fick Astrosmurfen lift till himlakroppen Schvips

Åh Astrosmurf...

Och efter ganska många om och men
så kom han dit och sedan hem igen
Och därav ser man ju att hjälper vi varann
så finns det en och annan dröm som kan bli sann

Åh Astrosmurf...

The First Funniest Video of Several of The Funniest Videos Ever !



This one about funniest death scenes in stupid movies.