Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Satanic Chips



This potato chip was found by a spidercrazy friend of Superblog!! yesterday. He was very disturbed by the discovery and requested that it be the subject of a Superblog!! post, in order to warn the world.

You can't blame him for worrying, since this is clearly a manifestation of... SATAN. (The spidercrazy person in question - who asked to remain anonymous, because he fears retaliation from the forces of Darkness - thought it might be Death, or "Storpotäten" [The Grand Potato], Sweden's version of the Bogeyman, but then, he's not a trained expert like I am. Boy, that was a long sentence. Not Guinness Book of Records long, but longer than what could comfortably fit in a Christmas Stocking.)

And who is Satan? Why, he's a hockey player. First name Miroslav. Mr Satan shares a birthday with figure skater Brian Boitano, immortalized in the South Park movie, which also features... SATAN! Spooky, huh?

In other news, Superblog!! rules!

13 comments:

Laakom Laanet said...

That doesn't look much like Satan, looks more like a demon 2 me! And superblog sucks!!!!!

Koala Mentala said...

Shut up, Laakom. Satan is a demon! Besides, you're just me, writing under an alias!

Matthew said...

Jonathan Lipnicki is fourteen?

Koala Mentala said...

Not only that - I hear he's also an accomplished jazz musician!

Anonymous said...

You have issues, ever think about seeing a professional?

Moocko said...

I just wanted to tell "Laakom the Lamer" to fuck off and die, saying things like "SB sucks". And I have a question: exactly WHAT would happen if you actually ate that sweet, forbidden potato chip? Would you, like, get possessed or something?

spidercrazy said...

If I ate that chip, I would probably turn into an italian. Yes, that's how bad it would be.

Koala Mentala said...

What do you have against Italians any way? Is it just that they're smelly and ugly and stupid and cheat at football?

Anonymous said...

Italians will kick your arse! Long live Italy

spidercrazy said...

I believe the football cheating is enough reason to send them all to hell. Hell, in this case, is a 30° leaning football field with the italian goal at the lower end.

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