This potato chip was found by a spidercrazy friend of Superblog!! yesterday. He was very disturbed by the discovery and requested that it be the subject of a Superblog!! post, in order to warn the world.
You can't blame him for worrying, since this is clearly a manifestation of... SATAN. (The spidercrazy person in question - who asked to remain anonymous, because he fears retaliation from the forces of Darkness - thought it might be Death, or "Storpotäten" [The Grand Potato], Sweden's version of the Bogeyman, but then, he's not a trained expert like I am. Boy, that was a long sentence. Not Guinness Book of Records long, but longer than what could comfortably fit in a Christmas Stocking.)
And who is Satan? Why, he's a hockey player. First name Miroslav. Mr Satan shares a birthday with figure skater Brian Boitano, immortalized in the South Park movie, which also features... SATAN! Spooky, huh?
In other news, Superblog!! rules!
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Satanic Chips
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That doesn't look much like Satan, looks more like a demon 2 me! And superblog sucks!!!!!
Shut up, Laakom. Satan is a demon! Besides, you're just me, writing under an alias!
Jonathan Lipnicki is fourteen?
Not only that - I hear he's also an accomplished jazz musician!
You have issues, ever think about seeing a professional?
If I ate that chip, I would probably turn into an italian. Yes, that's how bad it would be.
I believe the football cheating is enough reason to send them all to hell. Hell, in this case, is a 30° leaning football field with the italian goal at the lower end.
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