Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Today's Half-Eaten Chocolate Scan



I scanned this smashed, half-eaten After Eight (an English chocolate mint) just to illustrate a point. The point being: If you scan half-eaten chocolate, your scanner will get all fucking gooey! Sure enough, I was right, and it took me quite a while to clean the scanner. (In fact, it's still a little sticky.)

Now, what do you have to say about that?

138 comments:

Andy said...

Erm... Yummy? =9

Moocko said...

I love After Eight. But you are KRAZY! KRA-ZEE, that iz! CKCKCKCr@zie.

Sara said...

Andie's mints don't leave the scanner such a mess.
Not that I've tried.
Because I haven't.
And I will swear to that in a court of law if I have to.

What was the question?

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Sara: If you haven't tried, how can you know? A-HA. I'm calling your bluff.

/Perry Fucking Mason

couchpotato said...

HEy,
Wouldn't mind licking your scanner, then;)

Koala Mentala said...

Are you coming on to me?

The Greek Princess said...

i'll lick the goddamn scanner you schmuck!! LOL

Anonymous said...

KOALA! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK!

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Cindy-Lou said...

I wanted to post a funny comment but since I could never beat the comment right above me, I just give up.

Sara said...

At least you didn't get Perry fucking Masoned, Cindy-lou.

Koala kicks my comment ass every time.

Koala Mentala said...

Does everyone on this thread want to score with me? Because that can be arranged.

Stray Angel said...

fuck! ur blog is SO not lab-safe!!
nehow tht's a nice cwazy post as always..lolz!! :P

Koala Mentala said...

We're Swedes. That means we consider everything short of maybe an erect penis okay for even children to see.

By the way, if anyone gets in trouble at work because of Superblog!!, please let me know. I could do with a laugh.

Paperslut said...

Try scanning a Mars Bar. First squish it with the lid of course...

*sweeeeet*

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Grrrrrrrr.

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Yes Koala, Please arrange that!!

hehe

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