I've been watching a couple of episodes of Lost so therefore, all I give you is Jebus. But Jebus is great. Turn to him and you will be freed from all your sins. Me, myself, I'm pretty free of sins, possibly I do have a little problem with sloth...
What it is: Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Why you do it: You're shiftless, lazy, and good fer nuthin'.
Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be thrown into snake pits.
Well, there you have it. Uncle S will share the eternity with a bunch of snakes. I don't care as long as they let me sleep when I need to.