Princess Madeleine of Sweden is Kind of Hot

But, they tell me, she's also a bitch. You know all that money that was supposed to go to tsunami victims? She took it all and went out and bought a diamond panda. A diamond panda!! What the fuck are you supposed to do with one of those?

Here's a tasteful website, created by a (female) fan. You can send fanmail (or poo!) to Madde, as we Swedes call her, via this address:

HRH Princess Madeleine (HKH Prinsessan Madeleine)
Stockholm Slott
111 30 Stockholm
Sweden

But what I really wanted to tell you about is this:

King Carl Gustaf of Sweden [we just call him Kungen] had enough and removed the pictures of his daughter Madeleine in the low-cut red dress from a Swedish website. The King of Sweden saw red when the website svenskaflickor.se published pictures from the Nobel gala in 2002 where Princess Madeleine was wearing a very low-cut dress [...] Over the picture, the website wrote «So cute, oh so horny.» [...] It’s ironic that it is we, the tax payers, which provide the family with Sweden’s largest social security check, money which is paying for your lawyers. It is well known that the daddy in the family is no intelligent giant.

That's a bit unfair, though. Not everyone can be an intelligent giant.