Thursday, October 27, 2005

Photo #63: Sammy's Magic 8-Ball



Beware of my magic 8-Ball... I bought it at Teknikmagasinet and they're the real deal when it comes to needful things. Their slogan goes like this: Teknikmagasinet - The meaning of life! Bullcrap! Superblog!! is the meaning of all life. We will sue them I guess and see them in court and I will get all their magic 8-Balls and stuff. Not that I need any other 8-Ball than the one in my hand. It really works and I will reveal it's powers here and now.

Will Goo ever conquer Superblog!! ? - My sources say no

Is Dubya gay? - Absolutely not

Should Afe change his name to Agfe again? - A definite yes

Can we expect that steamy love affair between Sara and Koala soon? - Are you kidding

You see? There can only be one.... and it's mine... my own!! It's the one and only 100% working Magic 8-Ball. Feel free to challenge it's powers if you dare. The truth will set you free or eat you alive.

28 comments:

The Stalker said...

I believe that Goo will conquer Superblog - that is a given. Only a matter of time so enjoy the superblog status now

As for Dubya being gay? - Absolutely not but I sort of hope his daugthers are and I can see a movie someday with the twins in it!

Should Afe change his name to Agfe again? Should I care?

As for the last bit, can we expect that steamy love affair between Sara and Koala soon? I hope not!

Afe said...

Feel the wrath of my pants on your face, the softness of my sock in your mouth, and hitch a ride on my belt to the ultimate velvet experience that is beneath my pyjamas.

Sara said...

"Are you kidding" isn't a "no".

Uncle Sammy said...

The Ball is trying to tell us that the love affair with steam have already taken place? - Who knows

Should Scott care about anything? -Not now

Is Afe making sense? - Looks good to me

Matthew said...

Did you guys see that Marvel is doing a "Dark Tower" comic book? It's going to be awesome!!!

http://www.marvel.com/publishing/stories/showstory.htm?id=51

Uncle Sammy said...

That will be awesome and I will buy them and after that I will own like 8 comic books !!

Koala Mentala said...

Whotta coincidence! I told Sammy about that just the other day because he is a Stephen King fan and I am on top of everything that happens in comical books.

Goo said...

I will only conquer SB if it starts to suck again. So watch your p's and q's boys!

And Sara has a boyfriend already... i think, so unless she's a slut, i doubt anything will happen there.

and another thing... i don't care about dubya's sexuality. i have a head cold. cough, cough, sniffle.

:(

Justin Allen said...

Sammy. this is Justin Allen founder of (Reflections in Poetry)
you left a comment for me that said ( its like looking at a lot of words). my response to you is( only people with closed minds and no real feelings for life would see just words.)

Justin Allen

Sara said...

I do not have a boyfriend. I have a husband.

Therefore, a steamy affair with Koala is completely and absolutely necessary.

Matthew said...

I can't believe you were hatin' on Justin Allen. I read his poetry, and it was so beautiful that I had high-powered anal discharge.

Goo said...

justin alllen is spamming here on SB for his christian website. he asks us all an important question.

"**QUESTION OF THE MONTH****
WHO IS JESUS CHRIST TO YOU?

"I would like you to take time to think about who Jesus is to you and if you feel up to it please leave in the comments, your views."

that's so cool of Justin to ask! let's join together fellow SB peeps and leave our thoughts about jesus on on his blog in much of the same incoherant manner as he did in this SB post. i mean, it was so nice of him to comment here, let's make him feel welcome as a group, invite him to join us... jesus can come too. we need a leader.

Goo said...

sammy did you leave this guy a message? he seems to know you.

The Grunt said...

Magic Eight Ball? I used one once. I asked it if I was going to get a certain job that I had an interview for; it said, "definitely yes". I was excited. I then asked it if I would like the job; it said, "my sources say no". Shit! Damn you Magic Eight Ball!!!

Matthew said...

Goo, I'll do it if you do.

Uncle Sammy said...

Yeah,I left the Justin guy a message. Heck, I don't know if it was good poetry, bad poetry or a cake recipe. I never read the stuff because it was too long for my attention span and too cropped. I like Haikus better.

Upon reading the
third line of this haiku you
will read the word 'dog.'

Uncle Sammy said...

It's tough to have a working 8-Ball Grunt. Deal with it, live with it.

Paperslut said...

Magic 8 ball my nearly saggy ass.
It's a lie. Just like botox, or plastic eyebrow alignment.

Damnit.
Do ask it if I will be losing 8 pounds soon.

Uncle Sammy said...

You are fat. The ball says.

Mr. John Steed said...

Will I ever have my own show?

Uncle Sammy said...

Ball to mr Steed: I have my doubts

Mr. John Steed said...

Oh my, the ball ruined my sunday.

zenmonki said...

Oh, me next, me next!

Will the authorities ever find the body?

zenmonki said...

Just so we're all clear, that was a joke. I was just kidding, haha. Really.

Um. What did the ball answer? You know, just for giggles.

Uncle Sammy said...

.....and the mighty Ball says to that last question: Are you kidding
(!)

Koala Mentala said...

Will I ever find true happiness and/or contentment (thus ending Superblog!! forever)?

Uncle Sammy said...

Sure hope so! Haha! LOL! Riot!

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