Thursday, March 17, 2005

Marx, Pigs and Other Cool Animals

The excellent looking picture was made by Montage-a-google. You select a word and get a montage. Works every time. Like magic. He looks kind of stylish Marx, but in real life he was a piglet.

Meanwhile, Karl had became one of the world's strongest advocates for a religion-free world. "Stay away from religion you fucking fuckers" was his famous battle-cry in the well-known work "The Communist Manifesto," co-authored by revolutionary thinker and "fuck-buddy" Friedrich Engels. Publicly, Marx adamantly condemned religion, calling it many dirty names like "nigga" or "hippie." How ironic it is that behind closed doors Karl Marx had once again entered the downward spiral towards salvation. For most of his years he lived a two-faced life, one as a cross-dressing religion addict who sucked off sailors for pamphlets, and the other as a revolutionary academic who wrote such works as "The Essence of Christianity" and "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby."

Yeah, that's how it really was.

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