Christian Science Test Stupidities

You are on my list now Christian Science! I took a test at a newspaper named The Christian Science Monitor. (I should have known better....) The test said it would reveal to me if I were a neocon or not. Happily I worked my way through the test and pressed the submit button. I nearly exploded with rage when I was told I was a realist not a neocon. Koala claims that he was diagnosed a liberal by the test so maybe it's a test that only works for liberals...? What use can such a test ever have?

No need to say that the test must be deeply flawed. I hate your guts Christian Science people! You know nothing about tests and you will never get your prayers answered. God hates people who sucks at test making.