Jesus and the Vampire Angels

I have no fucking idea how to comment on this picture. I thought it was fun. This is also fun!

Why did Jesus cross the road?
Because he was nailed to the chicken!

How about this one?

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting?
You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

Now I will die for my sins (posting jokes like the ones above) and go to heaven. It will be cool to meet the vampire angels.