Monday, March 21, 2005

Become Superblog!! Recruiter of the Week! (or die)

Dear visitor. Make your dreams come true!! Become Superblog!! Recruiter of the Week! What's in it for you? Well, besides from the good warm feeling of being a upstanding Superblog!!-fan you'll also be able to win the grand prize: THE COMPLETE SUPERBLOG!! VISITOR's COMPANION. Signed and personally delivered to your frontdoor (hot from the presses) by Malcolm McDowell. The following nine most successful recruiters will receive a bitch-slapping performed personally by Paul Wolfowitz. For those of you failing to reach the top ten list... pain, suffering, sulphur and bad poetry awaits.

Here's an appetizer:


I think that we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the internet become more few? How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimated me. I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. I know that the human being and the fish can coexist. Families is where our nation finds hope, where Our wings take dream.
Put food on your family! Knock down the tollbooth! Vulcanize society! Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

What are you waiting for? Start calling your friends (real and imaginary)! There can only be one !!!

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