Friday, March 25, 2005

Helicopter Dreams

You know, if I had a helicopter,
I'd sell it on eBay to get the money to buy a nice car.

I would crash the car to get insurance money.

And I would use the insurance money to buy a new helicopter.

You know, if I had a girlfriend,
I'd make her walk the streets to earn money for my helicopter.

I would explain the idea to her, and she'd say,
"I don't get it... What's the point?"

And I would stare at her and say,
"I don't piss on your dreams."

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