I'd sell it on eBay to get the money to buy a nice car.
I would crash the car to get insurance money.
And I would use the insurance money to buy a new helicopter.
You know, if I had a girlfriend,
I'd make her walk the streets to earn money for my helicopter.
I would explain the idea to her, and she'd say,
"I don't get it... What's the point?"
And I would stare at her and say,
"I don't piss on your dreams."