Little Cindy had just gotten her driver's license and wanted to ask her father if she could use the car for the evening. "Sure," said the terrible man, "as long as you suck my cock first." Cindy, being no stranger to her father's twisted abuses, reluctantly agreed. As she started doing the deed, she looked to her father and said, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit!" "Oh hell, I forgot," responded the father, "Your brother has the car tonight!"