This amazing shiny creature came to me in a dream and he said to me: If you scan it they will come... Of couse I sort of knew that because our hit-o-meter have skyrocketed since Koala scanned that semen filled chocolate. Everybody seems to be interested in the true limits of scanners. All we need to know is....what should we try to scan next? A few suggestions of mine follows but feel free to think creatively!
a. more chocolate?
b. goldfish?
c. SARS Virus?
d. This man's ass?
Remember... no comments means: After 10 Seconds: The pain begins. After 15 Seconds: You can't breathe. After 20 Seconds: You explode.
Thursday, April 07, 2005
What or Who Will We Scan Next ?
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That sounds horrible! Let me be the first to vote.
I think it would be interesting to put a lot of live insects in the scanner, smash the lid down, and scan the result. And I think you should do this, not me. I've already done my part for the betterment of mankind.
Scan a mystery item and then zoom in on the picture. Then let everyone guess what it is. Kind of like 'how many buttons are in the jar' sorta thing.
But I call dibs on scanning jelly beans. I have to prove that I was eating them the other day.
You should scan the last surviving unicorn. And then ask him for 5 bucks. Unicorns are totally rich.
We'll scan that last unicorn after we have sliced and diced it. Unicorns are usually way to big for our scanner.
Think I have a shrink-ray for the unicorn somewhere down in the basement... though you might want to think twice before smasing down on THAT... :P
Btw, linked to ya guys... :)
Matthew, Uncle Sammy & Andy: Your suggestions are implausible because unicorns don't exist. Get out of your pathetic fantasy worlds for five fucking minutes, will you!
Sara: Your suggestion is actually pretty good! I guess you win the prize of not being insulted by me. (This time.)
That's it, I'm cancelling this blog. And your life.
Ehehe... Come on, you guys. Let's be friends, okay? Life is too short to waste on a quarrel like this!
Listen, I'm a level 4 white sorceror, and I have it on good authority (the Gods of the East Winds) that unicorns do in fact exist. Albeit not on this plane. HUZZAH!
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Dear Matthew,
I don't know what the hell you're going on about but since you're a level 4 white sorceror, I bow down before your superior knowledge.
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