Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Tara Reid's Big Nude Naked Breasts, and Other Videos I've Enjoyed Today

You know that I love? Nothing.

But you know what I like? I like that Superblog!! has gotten so gosh-darn personal lately. If it's not pointless drunken ramblings, it's uninteresting accounts of home cinema experiences! So in that spirit, I'd like to share with you some of the video clips I watched today instead of working:

1. Ashlee Simpson's appearance on Saturday Night Live, from October, 2004. Where she was caught lipsynching.

2. A slightly amusing "remix" of same.

3. Ashlee's halftime show performance at the Orange Bowl, in January 2005, after which some 72,000 people started shouting at her. Were they shouting "BOO" or "BOO-URNS"? You decide. (Also available here.)

4. Behind the Typeface: Cooper Black - the inside story of the rise and fall of the famous font. Fascinating stuff. (Link via the TCJ board.)

5. Tara Reid's boob slip, from P Diddy's birthday party in November 2004 (previously alluded to on Superblog!!) Sadly, it's really lo-res, but there are high-resolution photos of said incident available here (including prominent implant scar).

6. A sex scene with Tara Reid from "the 1999 date-rape pic Body Shots", which ranks 4.9/10 on IMDb. Please note that Tara's breasts appear to be quite a bit smaller than in the previous clip.

Now, I think we'll stop there, because numbers 7 through 22 were explicitly pornographic. And this is, as you know, a blog for the entire family.


Venessa said...

Responded to your comment on my blog. Thanks for the education. So it's the "In-ter-net"?

I must be the only one tired of seeing Tara's franken-boob.

Koala Mentala said...

Really? I'd never seen it until our plastic surgery entry the other day. I don't cruise around for celebrity tit much. Still, HOW can you get tired of looking at FRANKENBOOBS? That's like getting tired of LIFE.

No, you're right. It's boring. I apologize. Why are we so dull and predictable lately?! It's like we're betraying the blogging legacy of our forefathers. I hereby officially cancel Superblog!! to spare us from further humiliation.