Saturday, April 02, 2005

Good and Bad Plastic Surgery

What's up with Mary-Kate and Ashley?

About two years ago, the Olsen Twins starting looking prettier. Some attributed the change to maturity, but eagle eyed people noticed their new thinner noses. Their old tips were bulbous, their nostrils flared. The Olsen Twins 2.0, however, have streamlined noses.

This showcase for successful plastic surgery is one of the most revealing and informative websites in the history of mankind. Learn all about celebrities' subtle breast augmentations, liposuction, rhinoplasty, brow Lifts, chin and cheek implants, blepharoplasty (correction of aging eyelids), lip augmentations/reductions, etcetera, etcetera.

Featured celebs include Tyra Banks, Jessica Simpson, Hilary Swank, Heidi Klum, Giselle Giselle Bundchen (or is it Bündchen?), Gabrielle Reece, Charisma Carpenter, and Adriana Lima - and that's just boob jobs! Marvel at the before and after pictures of the noses of Toni Braxton, Nicky Hilton, Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Rowland. Katie Holmes, Kate Winslet, Kate Hudson, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Gwen Stefani, Elisha Cuthbert, Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Barbara Bush, Ashlee Simpson - and many more!

Perhaps less enlightening (because it's more obvious), but still quite interesting, is the companion site Awful Plastic Surgery, which shows off less convincing breast work, asymmetrical nose jobs, collagen overloads, and so on:

Courtney's most recent enhancement looks like an augmented chest area. It looks like she's gone from a small B cup to a full D which is too large and, most of all, noticeable on her frame. Going simply to the next size up would have been wiser and, best of all, almost imperceptible. But for some girls, porn star boobs seem the only way.

Thrill to the repeated rhinoplasty surgeries of Michelle Pfeiffer and Paris Hilton, and gaze in wonder at Tara Reid's implant scar (apparently displayed when she was shit-faced):

Tara Reid decided to show off her breast implant scars at a recent party. Oddly enough, given her high financial status, she did not get a doctor that puts the implant in through the belly button so that there was no scarring. She got them put in through the nipple. How cheap.

What's Nicole Kidman had done to her face?

Judging from photos, alot.
Rhinoplasty, brow lift, cheek implants, lip collagen, and lots of botox (she always seems to have problems making facial expressions and resorts to these weird gestures using her head).

Another important question: Did John Kerry get botox? And... did George W Bush have a nose job? The answers seem to be yes and yes.

This is part six of Superblog!!'s twentysix-and-a-half part Blog Marathon. All proceeds will be donated to charity.


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President Preston said...

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jimmyc said...

I can't help but think of these kids as well.. kids. I always wondered how hollywood could pick funny looking kids knowing tehy would grow up cute. These kids were funny looking on that sitcom.. full house, right. So thats how they did it - rebuilding.

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