Monday, April 25, 2005

Superblog!! Mystery Scan Contest

Hey, remember a few weeks back when I had my sudden bout with insanity and scanned a half-eaten chocolate mint? What fun that was! In that spirit, I hereby present Superblog!!'s first ever Mystery Scan Contest!

See that image up there? I scanned it today. To enter and win, you have to answer two very simple questions:
1) What is it?
2) Why did I scan it?

You can either write your answers in the comments below, or you can email (but be warned that mail sent to that address is usually deleted unread). Or you can come up to me at the pub some time and whisper the answers in my ear. But no tongue!

Enter as many times as you want, but make sure you use a different fake name each time. The winner (if there is one) will receive a lifetime supply of virus in their email. Just kidding! The winner will receive a Super Special Mega Cool Mystery Prize of course! Runners-up will be mocked mercilessly.

Contest ends April, 30th, 2005. Employees of Superblog!! are prohibited to enter. By entering you agree not to sue if you are ever subject to physical violence at the hands of a representative of Superblog!! Also, that you suck and I rule.


The Greek Princess said...

can u give me a goddamn hint?! this is tough!

Koala Mentala said...

Okay, here's a clue: vespertilio.

Koala Mentala said...

Come to think of it, that just makes it harder. Disregard.

President Preston said...

AW! u should've put a link to me on "the pub". But oh well. I will spare you my righteous anger (it's not wrongteous) this time.

I think it's...your beautiful face (do I win?)

Uncle Sammy said...

It's a galaxy far far away?

Cindy-Lou said...

I don't want to guess, I just want to stick my tongue in your ear.

Koala Mentala said...

That's fine too.

And Captain, all the pubescenct links on Superblog!! will henceforth be dedicated to you.

The Greek Princess said...

is it your ball sack?


what do i get?!!? your baby?

Brian said...

dude, you totally made this harder by saying it was a vespertilio. LOL, so I figured, must be a bat, right? Except that google messed with me and said it was:Vespertilio \Ves`per*til"i*o\, n. [L., a bat.]

(Zo["o]l.) A genus of bats including some of the common small insectivorous species of North America and Europe. [1913 Webster].

Hopefully that helps other people.

I'm Patrick!! said...

It's a half-eaten piece of chicken that you hid in the scanner so the vegetarian hooker wouldn't freak out and threaten to stab herself in the eyes with her junkwerx like last time. Goddamn heroin. What a bummer!

No wait. The Greek Princess was right. It IS your ball sack!
And the reason? Because cold glass feels good on scrotums.

The Greek Princess said...


Sara said...

That had got to be one of the oddest ball sacs I've ever seen.

When are we going to be making with the sweet, sweet love? I have plans for July.

Koala Mentala said...

The only one who seems to have grasped the rules is Patrick, so I guess he's in the lead (even though his suggestions are totally stupid).

The rest of you are morons.

Sara: I don't know, when are you coming to Sweden? Let's meet up on Trädgårdstorget.

The Greek Princess said...

im not a moron, moron!


Koala Mentala said...

Who are you calling a moron?! The mother of my demon child shouldn't use language like that. Go wash your mouth out.

Here's another clue: supraglottis.

Mendez said...

Super glue?

Matthew said...

It's a face, but I can't guess what's in the mouth? A tongue?