Koala, Koala.... You remain a lying liar! Have you already forgotten about Rudolph, the broadband consultant. He's the one responsible for this disaster. Since my internet remains pretty fucked up I am forced to travel to the front side of Sweden, Göteborg! (Stockholm is known as the back side of Sweden and Linköping will forever be the Asshole of Sweden.)
Welcome to Göteborg. Göteborg has functioned as an urban centre with a civic organisation and local government, whose purpose has been to care for the welfare of its inhabitants, for 375 years.The city was founded in 1621 by the Swedish King Gustav II Adolf, but it was developed largely by city planners and canal experts from the Netherlands and Germany.
Maybe I can forget about all my problems there? Maybe Goteborg is a place where internet still works? Maybe I can find out how to kill you while in Göteborg? Maybe your death is the answer to my broadband problems? If you want to live you better fix things before I come back.
Thursday, April 14, 2005
The Real Villain
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4 comments:
How can someone who´s so irresponsible be responsible?
Koala:
I will make understand the real meaning of the word fuck.
Are you implying that you intend to engage in sexual activities with me in the near future? That will only happen if you treat me to dinner and a movie first.
The activity will be with me or with a friend of mine at GB Glace. The dinner however, will be at my place. I have a Terry Zwigoff movie you might like.
Bad Santa, right?
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