Thursday, April 07, 2005

What or Who Will We Scan Next ?


This amazing shiny creature came to me in a dream and he said to me: If you scan it they will come... Of couse I sort of knew that because our hit-o-meter have skyrocketed since Koala scanned that semen filled chocolate. Everybody seems to be interested in the true limits of scanners. All we need to know is....what should we try to scan next? A few suggestions of mine follows but feel free to think creatively!

a. more chocolate?
b. goldfish?
c. SARS Virus?
d. This man's ass?

Remember... no comments means: After 10 Seconds: The pain begins. After 15 Seconds: You can't breathe. After 20 Seconds: You explode.

15 comments:

Koala Mentala said...

That sounds horrible! Let me be the first to vote.

I think it would be interesting to put a lot of live insects in the scanner, smash the lid down, and scan the result. And I think you should do this, not me. I've already done my part for the betterment of mankind.

Sara said...

Scan a mystery item and then zoom in on the picture. Then let everyone guess what it is. Kind of like 'how many buttons are in the jar' sorta thing.

But I call dibs on scanning jelly beans. I have to prove that I was eating them the other day.

Smart Mouth said...
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exerchallenge said...

No stalking intended Koala. Just a brief response. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

Matthew said...

You should scan the last surviving unicorn. And then ask him for 5 bucks. Unicorns are totally rich.

Uncle Sammy said...

We'll scan that last unicorn after we have sliced and diced it. Unicorns are usually way to big for our scanner.

Andy said...

Think I have a shrink-ray for the unicorn somewhere down in the basement... though you might want to think twice before smasing down on THAT... :P

Btw, linked to ya guys... :)

Koala Mentala said...

Matthew, Uncle Sammy & Andy: Your suggestions are implausible because unicorns don't exist. Get out of your pathetic fantasy worlds for five fucking minutes, will you!

Sara: Your suggestion is actually pretty good! I guess you win the prize of not being insulted by me. (This time.)

Uncle Sammy said...

They don't? Prove it mister or i'll kill you with my magic wooden duck. Then YOU will be out of existence.

Koala Mentala said...

You can't prove a negative, you fucking piece of fuck!!!

Uncle Sammy said...

Of course you can ! You just need to look everywhere in the universe but you're too fucking lazy to do that you fucking slacker.

Koala Mentala said...

That's it, I'm cancelling this blog. And your life.

Moocko said...

Ehehe... Come on, you guys. Let's be friends, okay? Life is too short to waste on a quarrel like this!

Matthew said...

Listen, I'm a level 4 white sorceror, and I have it on good authority (the Gods of the East Winds) that unicorns do in fact exist. Albeit not on this plane. HUZZAH!

+4 Charisma
+2 Luck

Koala Mentala said...

Dear Matthew,

I don't know what the hell you're going on about but since you're a level 4 white sorceror, I bow down before your superior knowledge.