Monday, April 18, 2005

Love Doctor Not Well-Versed in Self-Love

From teenwire's "Ask the experts":

Dear Experts,
I'm a guy, the other day these guys were talking about jacking off. I pretended to know what they mean but I don't. What does it mean?


And this guy has a DOCTORATE in Love?! Academic standards today...

Speaking of teaching a one-eyed Chinaman how to dance, here's "The World's Largest Collection of Male Masturbation Synonyms". And here's one for the ladies.

Anyway, the "Experts" site has the answers to a lot of stuff I myself have been wondering, such as "What does giving head mean and what does it have to do with being gay?" and "I heard oral sex is nasty on a girl but ok to give to a guy. Is this true?" (The answer to the latter question, surprisingly, seems to be, "Both are infectious.")


Sara said...

Why do you read teenwire?

Koala Mentala said...

I don't. I use the Internet for a) blogging, and b) cruising for porn - preferably simultaneously. "Reading" is for sissies.