Rent a Nazi!

Great news for the German-thirsting masses of the world! Now you can hire your own Nazi!! In the unreal world outside of Superblog!! it's actually called: Rent a German But since 85% of the Germans are Nazis, there's an obvious chance that your rented German turns out to be some Eichmann chap anyway. The good thing seems to be that, Nazis or not, they provide great value for your hard earned dollars.

David U., 82 (Denver): "I hadn’t seen a German since my time in World War II. I cried, it was such an emotional experience. We ate “Heidelberger Bergklösse” together every evening and have been writing each other once a month since he left. He’s become a real friend to me."

Adam G., 48 (San Francisco): “It was awesome! Having a German at the office for a week was a huge success! Since then, my relationship with my co-workers has improved big time! I’ll definitely do it again- It was, like, “oh my god, this is so it!”