Saturday, April 02, 2005

Blog Marathon, Part 1 of 26 ½

It seems like Matthew Broderick refuses to let the monkeys be used for bizarre experiments. I wish they would rip Matthew's head open and feed on his brains. Jessica Simpson is kind of good looking but the fact that her IQ is somewhere in the lower single digits makes her somewhat less attractive. I imagine that keeps her awake all night. Poor Jessica. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon has apparently sold his children to the highest bidder - what a fucking asshole! And someone is trying to sell me a new phone, oblivious to the fact that my old one, though crappy, is sufficient.

I have a bunch of digestive cookies in front of me, but they bring me no comfort. I don't know why I thought they would. Parts of my face feel like they're made of sand.

I can blog while drunk, but it requires some concentration and I'm not at all convinced it's worth the effort.

5 comments:

Koala Mentala said...

That was interesting.

Uncle Sammy said...

My thumbs have gone weird....

mmitch said...

hehe

Moocko said...

Blogging drunk? Why, THAT is SO fun and original!

Koala Mentala said...

Jesus, what a dull post! Am I really that boring when slightly intoxicated? Then I'm definitely quitting drinking.