Tuesday, April 12, 2005

If You Don't Read This Blog, We'll Kill This Kitten.


Actually we can't because we don't know where that kitten is or if it's alive (and thereby possible to kill in a painful way). The concept though, is very creative and tempting . I found this Swedish article here which leads to the page of some genius with a bunny.

I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.

Mmmmmm....Bunny.

The idea of blackmailing soft hearted morons by threatening cute animals have been around for a while. At least since 1973's January issue of the National Lampoon Magazine. This from the February issue.

"LAST MONTH'S COVER: Remember it? ...The dog that was going to be killed if you didn't buy the issue? You people are really incredible. You had us kill that sweet pooch. And don't for a minute go blaming us. The choice was yours entirely. We held the gun, but you sure as hell pulled the trigger ...though there are those among you who did buy three and four issues to take up whatever slack existed. Those people are to be commended.

We at Superblog!! will try to find the cutest kitten ever and after that we'll be ready to do some business.

14 comments:

Koala Mentala said...

What about the German? Why didn't you mention the German? I will hunt you down and kill you because you didn't mention the German!

Uncle Sammy said...

Nazi lover....

Koala Mentala said...

If anyone should be labeled a genius, it's the German, because the Toby site is a copy of his. And not all Germans are Nazis, just 85 percent.

And I'm not the one who has a swastika tattooed on my chest, Sammy.

Moocko said...

Sammy has a swastika tattoo? Woh! I KNEW IT! PICTURE! *clap-clap* PICTURE! *clap-clap*

Sara said...

I think that cat is a clone. Some English woman had a cat. Cat dies. She used dead cats DNA to make a new one. New one was put in a dyer by accident. After 11 mintues the cat was found, pissed off and lint free.

I think that's how the story. It might be two different cat stories and I'm getting them confused.

I'll try harder next time.

Moocko said...

save-uncle-sammy.com

Balance (after 6 months): 0 USD

Uncle Sammy said...

You know Koala, I think it would be wise of you not to reveal where your swastika is situated. Also, remember that my swastika (contrary to yours) stands for luck, life, love and life.

Uncle Sammy said...

...and light

Uncle Sammy said...

I have only existed in this form for a little bit more than 4 months Moocko so you are still not getting it right.

quannah said...

well why the hell not??????

Koala Mentala said...

Probably because he can't count.

BTW, Sara's clone story is crystal clear. As in crystal meth.

Cindy-Lou said...

http://cltalks.blogspot.com/2005/03/hey-cat-heres-picture-of-puppy-i-sent.html

Maybe kill this dog instead.

Koala Mentala said...

Jesus fuck, that's an ugly dog. Kinda reminds me of Moocko.

Moocko said...

*cries*
I... I was just about to tell you guys how much I love you and... And how proud I am to be in touch with such *sob* intelligent and nice pe-persons. Now I think I... I just have to kill myself. Good bye to my online friends FOREVER!