Saturday, April 02, 2005

Holy Father Dead as a Can of Spam

Superblog!! interrupts its previously scheduled evening of slacking off to bring you news that Pope John Paul II has passed away, 84 years young. Clearly this is a great tragedy which will have far-reaching consequences. It is unclear who will answer the Pope's e-mail until a new one is appointed.

A full obituary will probably follow tomorrow.

1 comment:

Uncle Sammy said...

Finally!! I'm glad they listened to my advice over at Los Vaticanos. Now I can devote all my attention to the fucking squirrels.