Bill Murray Sings Star Wars

via videosift.com

Bill Murray as Nick the Lounge Singer from Saturday Night Live back in the day. Awesome video and audio quality.

Merry Lankar

If, like me, you prefer to spend the Holidays on the Internet instead of with loved ones, here are some hyperlinks you can click on. Each will bring up a different "site" on the World Wide Web! AWESOMA LINK MADNESS. (When was the last time you heard somebody actually use the words "world wide web"? Be honest.)

ALF VS. PREDATOR

Ultimate Fighting Championship FUNNY leg-kick (warning: pretty violent, but sports always are)

Watchmen: The condensed version (Comics for the lazy)

Tales Of The Black Freighter - reconstructed (Comics)

Achewood Just For Me: Cabs are a penny (Comics)

Presidents Izen-Hower and Nee-Xon (Comics covers)

Pass me the grafting serum (Comics)

Snorlax on YouTube (Those guys are trying too hard)

Cultural differences (Joke)

Noe: Ship of Fools (Some cover)

Overheard in New York:
10th wedding anniversary
Tons of coke
Airport

Commodore 64 game of the day (Games)

LOLcat SUPERBLOG!!

Erotic video: Japanese girl shows how to kiss

How many Asians can you fit on a train?:

(Video sent in by Racist Rudolph)

Shocking math: 3 to the power of 4 * 425 = 34 425!! (Math)

The Blog of Mapa Apa! (actually Ma Paapa)

Best name ever (Names)

NOTE: LANKAR is Swedish for links.

Uncle Post Funny Video - Saves the Day!

Now everything so much better. No sausage. Sausage good though. NBC tried to censor this video but I told them how it were and they listened. This video tells a lot about how things were when some of us were young. Not me, cause I was old even when democrats fucked up things with 'may freddie fuck the funny Mc. Man' and whatever..

Future Events Such as These Will Affect You in the Future

A 1967 vision of 1999. Email! Internet shopping! Multiple flatscreens! Husband paying wife's bills!

Snopes has some info:

The video clip shown above - an excerpt from a 1967 Philco-Ford production entitled "Year 1999 A.D.," starring a young Wink Martindale - did a fairly good job of anticipating some ways (if not the specific forms) in which technology might be used in daily life more than three decades in the future. Concepts such as "fingertip shopping," an "electronic correspondence machine," and others envisioned in this video anticipate several innovations that became commonplace within a few years of 1999: e-commerce, webcams, online bill payment and tax filing, electronic funds transfers (EFT), home-based laser printers, and e-mail.

Via a commenter on this article on the AV Club.

Racist Swedish Subtitle "Humor"

Before I wrote and directed the Emmy Award-winning violent ballet (or "violet") Naheem the Sardine, I tried out the subtitle creator by making this gritty subway drama I like to call Bus på buss [English title: Pranky Bus Pranx Starring Benny Bow Tie and Chagall.].

I wasn't gonna post it (or even show to anyone) because a) it's in Swedish and b) it could be seen as racist and c) the subtitles are poorly synced and d) it's not very funny. But then I realized that's exactly why I had to post it!

Incidentally, Matthew's second weird office tale takes a strong stand against racism. Racism = Rong.

Naheem the Sardine

SUPERBLOG!! fan Moko sent me a film using the BombayTV subtitle thingie so in return I made this movie as a tribute to him. It is a very subtle metaphor for our relationship.

Video #1: Anna Book Rocks Fat on Ship of Death!!

Yes! We're fucking video capable now we SUPERBLOGGERS! It's Anna Book! The video was shot on our first journey with the Ship of Death. Or maybe it was our second journey. It was not the third. Anyway. Here's Anna Again and again and again!! As you might notice Anna Book has a huge place in the heart of SUPERBLOG!! so she got the honor of being the subject of analysis in the first video EVER POSTED here at SUPERBLOG!! You rock Anna!!

UPDATE!! When I said first video EVER POSTED I meant first video with original SUPERBLOGGING content EVER POSTED but most of you dumbasses understood that, right?

Drinky Crow in a Metaphor for Life and Work

Or maybe it's a parable.

Stuff and Stuff and Stuff

I stole the above image from Bob Christenson, who's a dear friend of mine complete stranger to me. But maybe he'll check his referrals, or google his name, and find out about this theft, and contact me, and we'll find we have a lot in common and become FRIENDS FOR LIFE. You never know! Like the t-shirts say: TEH INTERNET WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAZE.

Anyway, I googled up the pic because I needed something to illustrate this, our 962nd SUPERBLOG!! entry, which is composed of links to... STUFF:

SUPERBLOG!! Game to Play at Work of the Day: Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself)

SUPERBLOG!! Boring YouTube Video of the Day: Pantsu

SUPERBLOG!! Wikipedia Entry of the Day: List of films that most frequently use the word "fuck"

SUPERBLOG!! Comical Booklet Scan of the Day:
The Justice Society of America vs an Informatio-Scope!

That's FOUR, count 'em, FOUR stupid links in ONE neat SUPERBLOG!! package. Surely at least ONE of them is BOUND to amuse and entertain and educate you?!

I give this SUPERBLOG!! post a rating of two Michael Keatons and one piece of Irish soda bread:

Hobo with a Shotgun

YouTube Makes Blogging Unnecessary

YouTube: Jim Woodring & the Age of Cake!
But it's not the kind of cake you can eat! One of my favorite cartoonists talks about things that will make sense... eventually.

YouTube: Drunken Adam West Batman!
Okay, it's a crappy link but he does seem a little tipsy, doesn't he?

YouTube: Cartoon Batman in Finnish!
I dedicate this link to my Finnish cousin.

YouTube YouTube YouTube.

Tara Reid's Big Nude Naked Breasts, and Other Videos I've Enjoyed Today

You know that I love? Nothing.

But you know what I like? I like that Superblog!! has gotten so gosh-darn personal lately. If it's not pointless drunken ramblings, it's uninteresting accounts of home cinema experiences! So in that spirit, I'd like to share with you some of the video clips I watched today instead of working:

1. Ashlee Simpson's appearance on Saturday Night Live, from October, 2004. Where she was caught lipsynching.

2. A slightly amusing "remix" of same.

3. Ashlee's halftime show performance at the Orange Bowl, in January 2005, after which some 72,000 people started shouting at her. Were they shouting "BOO" or "BOO-URNS"? You decide. (Also available here.)

4. Behind the Typeface: Cooper Black - the inside story of the rise and fall of the famous font. Fascinating stuff. (Link via the TCJ board.)

5. Tara Reid's boob slip, from P Diddy's birthday party in November 2004 (previously alluded to on Superblog!!) Sadly, it's really lo-res, but there are high-resolution photos of said incident available here (including prominent implant scar).

6. A sex scene with Tara Reid from "the 1999 date-rape pic Body Shots", which ranks 4.9/10 on IMDb. Please note that Tara's breasts appear to be quite a bit smaller than in the previous clip.

Now, I think we'll stop there, because numbers 7 through 22 were explicitly pornographic. And this is, as you know, a blog for the entire family.