Who Pisses on Watchmen?

There's an actual trailer out for the film adaptation of Alan Moore's classic book and it looks and sounds terrible. I'm so sad. For a minute there I was kinda thinking the film wouldn't suck.

Silk Spectre II poster via hd-trailers.org, who also has five more character posters. (Malin Åkerman's character, pictured above, is, of course, the daughter of the character played by perennial SUPERBLOG!! favorite Carla Gugino. But that's not going to save the film! Nothing can. Nothing!!)

Update@later: I was going to add that, on the positive side, the Watchmen movie couldn't possibly suck as hard as Frank Miller's insane The Spirit, coming this Christmas. But, judging by the new trailer, it looks like The Spirit could actually be Stupid Fun. Obviously completely divorced from the source material, though.

Carla Gugino Watchmen Poster

Also others here.

Only 215 days till the movie premiere! Boy how disappointed we'll probably be.

Gugino Pinup

What did I tell you? Via Ain't It Cool and others, here's James Jean's Vargas-style pinup of Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter (as seen in the Watchmen trailer).

You know, if someone would have told me back in the late '80s that one day Carla Gugino would star in a film adaptation of my then-favorite graphic novel, I would have said, "Wow! Who's Carla Gugino? And why make a film out of Watchmen? What a silly idea."

Everybody Loves Carla Gugino

Speaking of Sin City and Motorcycle Gang* star Carla Gugino, I was going to link to this a month ago but never did: Carla Gugino Gets Sexy For Silk Spectre In ‘Watchmen’:

It might just be 2009’s most anticipated movie, and if “Watchmen” is half as good as it’s classic source material, it could become the best superhero movie of all time

Maybe, but the odds on it being half as good as the graphic novel is about 650 billion to one. And I'm a well-known optimist. Although even if it's a crappy movie artistically, part of me hopes it is a huge commercial success so we get a spin-off starring the Watchmen Babies:

*Why on Earth have I not seen this movie? It has strong performances from a talented cast:



P.S. This was originally part of yesterday's blog entry so shut up, Matthew. SUPERBLOG!!: NEVER! TIMELY!

Carla Gugino's Breasts Cast in Watchmen

Exciting Carla Gugino Boob News! The Beat reports that the Hollywood Reporter reports that SUPERBLOG!!'s favorite actress will play Sally Jupiter AKA Silk Spectre in the wholly unnecessary film adaptation of Watchmen, the classic graphic novel by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons.

Incidentally, the daughter of Gugino's character will be played by Canadian supermodel Malin Akerman, who was born in Sweden, which is the same country that several members of the SUPERBLOG!! staff currently live in. What are the odds?

Insidiously, did you know that this SUPERBLOG!! post (about Carla Gugino's non-censored tits in the Sin City movie) is one of our all-time most popular posts? That one gets, like, five hits every year! Go figure.

Other sexy Carla Gugino posts can be found here, here, here, here and here, but not here, because that last link is about banned Swedish license plates. Yeah, I just wanted to end this fucking post on something stupid and random.

Carla Gugino Saturday #2

Just now I'm listening to the audio commentaries on Sin City. So that's related to Carla Gugino. Now I'm gonna go do the laundry. 999,999,998 posts to go.

Carla Gugino Saturday

As promised yesterday, today I will write 1,000,000,000 SUPERBLOG!! posts (give or take 3 or 4), and they will all have something to do with Carla Gugino. This is Post #1, and it's related to Carla Gugino in the sense that she's mentioned in all the sentences that this blog entry consists of.

Today's Thousandth Post!

Nah, I failed in my mission. But I did write ten or so excellent SUPERBLOG!! entries in a few hours (in between doing important stuff), and that's more than ten times better than usual. Especially when you factor in another four or five posts from Sam Spam. This is a far cry from Blank Post Friday!

Tomorrow I will try writing a billion posts, and each and every one of them will be related in some way to Carla Gugino. Yes! Join SUPERBLOG!! again tomorrow for our first ever Carla Gugino Saturday!

At This Stage, You Gotta Wonder if Even Carla Gugino Can Bring SUPERBLOG!! Back from the Brink of Complete and Utter Suckiness

Your guess is as good as mine.

What the Fuck are You Smiling About, Carla Gugino?

Well?

You Can't Spell "Success" Without a Nice Rack

Hey kidderinos, I just had a couple of (fiveish?) beers and watched some Stockholmian singers at a place called Flamman (The Flame), to prove I'm still a student at heart. Now I'm just popping in right after midnight to inform you that August 17th was, as far as we can determine, the most highly trafficked day in Superblog!! history. Isn't that something? Granted, we owe a part of our success to the chest of Carla Gugino, which still draws at least a few dozen Googlers every day. You think people come for our wit and wisdom? Think a-fucking-gain! It's the tits!

If I logged off on a downer like that I wouldn't be able to sleep. So instead I'll leave you with this:

Amazing Fucking Coincidence of the Day: Did you realize Ms Gugino was in both Sin City and Spin City? OMG!!! God exists!

Carla Gugino's Censored Breasts in Sin City - Uncensored!

This is part three of our twentysix-and-a-half part Blog Marathon, published in as many hours. From The Superficial:

Sin City opens today and while you will see film nerds pretending that they’ve always been big fans of the comic book,

Yeah, because it's way cooler to be a comic nerd than a film nerd. ON BIZARRO WORLD. Anyway:

what you wont see is Carla Gugino’s enormous rack. Because her topless scene was edited out. Despite the fact that a government study proved that people love Carla Gugino’s enormous rack.

The horror! Thankfully they publish uncensored stills, featuring Carla Gugino's boobs, before updating with the additional, somewhat relevant, information that the scenes actually haven't been cut after all. IT WAS ALL A LIE.

So please, go see Carla Gugino's breasts in Sin City.