The Three Best Computer Games Ever

Superblog!! would like to apologize for not blogging yesterday. It's really too bad as this was the first day missed since December 12th. We even blogged on Christmas and New Year's, dammit! Well, let's just assume it was Sammy's fault and move on.

The headline of this entry promises the Three Best Computer Games Ever and that's what I'll deliver. Be quiet for a minute while I try to collect my thoughts.

Ah, here we go.

The Third Best Computer Game Ever: Trogdor!
You play a dragon, motivated by fear and rage. Your job is to kill peasants, but fascist knights try to destroy you!

The Second Best Computer Game Ever: Bush Shootout!
Speaking of fascists, in this game you play the President of the United States and Protector of the Free World, George Walker Bush. The White House has been invaded by terrorists and your job is to kill them. Guest-starring Condoleezza Rice (who will not be a presidential candidate in 2008, Sammy - no way).

And... the Best Computer Game Ever: Mario World Overrun!
Enemies of all shapes and colors are trying to destroy your precious castle (an obvious phallic symbol) and your mission, as usual, is to kill them. You have a variety of weapons at your disposal. I like to think of this game as a metaphore for the battle between the sexes.

Please play these games until painful rheumatism kicks in and your eyes and ears are bleeding. Thank you.