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The Iraqi election day is almost upon us all, including the people and insurgents of Iraq. Love is in the air and lots of other stuff! I stumbled across some voting instructions that made sense and would like to share them with the rest of the world (I am a very decent man).

If you wish to vote for the SUNNI candidate, you are asked to cast your vote by one of the following ways:
1) bomb a Shiite temple
2) assassinate a Shiite cleric
3) blow up an election hall in a Shiite neighborhood
4) all of the above.

If you wish to vote for an Islamic Terrorist candidate, (Al Qaeda party), you are asked to cast your vote by one of the following ways:
1) deliver the head of a US citizen to any voting location; (a Halliburton employee will be counted as TWO votes)
2) blow up a Sunni temple AND a Shiite temple, and deliver a videotape of the explosions to Al Jazeera.
3) Please come to Najaf or Mosul to be "counted"; wear a black mask and BYORPG (bring your own RPGs

If you are a shiite, a kurd and/or a curious person you oughta go to blogcritics.org and read the rest of it.