Breaking News: Kids Today Use Inexplicable Language

Case in point: 14-year-old Aaron from Singapore:

sigh...sch has started and lessons beings , im bored wif life and now im bored with school. this moring i saw a very cute teacher! bet shes new and 19 this yr...
found out tt the ''gangsters'' in my class were not really tt bad... in fact...they are really just acting like gangsters..im suce an asshole. sleep through amost all the lessons. we had a new chinese teacher. she sucks. ALOT. the good thing is tt i was reading always and smsing and she dun give a damn. chem was super boring..the librarian was my chem teacher..she's as boring as her books!