Thursday, February 03, 2005

What, Me Worry? (Quid, me anxius?)


Speaking about rich pedophiles.... Michael Jackson is about to be sentenced for not being a very good role model. (Of course he has the right to be presumed innocent until proved guilty later on.) This week they're trying to pick jurors in the case against Jacko. All kinds of questions are asked to the 250 volunteers.

Some of the other questions included whether they have ever experienced or been accused of inappropriate sexual behavior, if they have ever advocated for abused children, and how closely they have followed the case. Besides asking jurors about any religious beliefs or medical problems that could keep them from serving, the questionnaire grazed several specific issues likely to come into play during the trial, including whether jurors or their families had ever made "any type of claim for money damages."

I have a few questions of my own.

1. How much are you going to charge the tabloids for your story?
2. Have you ever been abused by Mr Jackson personally?
3. Do you believe in Peter Pan?

Feel free to post your own questions in the comments section!

Finally, for your singing pleasure, Superblog!! provides these funky lyrics by the King of Pop.

I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
And I'll Take You There
I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
I'll Shake You There

1 comment:

Koala Mentala said...

4. Do you think Mr Jackson could dress up like a bat and fight crime and do it WITH STYLE?!

5. If so, how much would you pay to watch him in action?