Monday, February 14, 2005

Drunk-Flying Wonder Woman Responsible for 9-11, New Study Claims

According to an investigative report published in comic book form several years ago, lesbian icon "Wonder Woman" caused the 2001 destruction of the World Trade Center. Apparently she lost control of her plane on her way home after a night out partying. The plane went straight through both towers, which subsequently collapsed. Ms Woman later said, "I didn't realize it was already morning. I guess time flies when you're having fun".

President Bush is said to be considering a retaliatory invasion of Paradise Island, followed by a preventive strike against the Moon.

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