Sunday, February 27, 2005

Superhero Movies Suck, Ice Cream Rules



Among the important news stories censored by the mainstream media this week is the following:

Patrons of The Comics Journal messageboard discuss whether or not it's impressive that this ridiculous piece of shit cost only $50,000 to make. Maybe it is, I don't know. It's a trailer for a fictitious movie about Dick Grayson, a.k.a. Robin, avenging the death of his best friend Batman and saving Gotham City from the Joker and stuff. Guest-starring Catwoman and Superman! Keen observer Tom Spurgeon says:

That was hilarious. Look, if anyone wants to spend 50 thousand bucks on a trailer to a non-existent film starring fucking Robin, god bless them, but they deserve as many kicks to the groin area as there are legs.


Anyway, what I wanted to get to was that later in the thread someone posts a link to this vastly superior Batman movie. It's in Flash and, best of all, only about a minute long. Superhero action! Drama! Ice cream!

6 comments:

The Greek Princess said...

Hey Koala! whats with all the F'ing comments?!?! HAHAHA must still be drunk! ;) take it easy and thanks for the comment :-p

Koala Mentala said...

The comments are a cry for help.

The Greek Princess said...

cry for help?? whats the matter?

Koala Mentala said...

I need some help moving furniture. I have a large oak table that I just can't move on my own.

The Greek Princess said...

hmmm its to bad i live in the states..otherwise i would help ya! sorry! get a friend to help! :D

Koala Mentala said...

Sadly, Superblog!! doesn't have any friends, only enemies. Guess we'll just have to burn the table and inhale the smoke.