Among the important news stories censored by the mainstream media this week is the following:
Patrons of The Comics Journal messageboard discuss whether or not it's impressive that this ridiculous piece of shit cost only $50,000 to make. Maybe it is, I don't know. It's a trailer for a fictitious movie about Dick Grayson, a.k.a. Robin, avenging the death of his best friend Batman and saving Gotham City from the Joker and stuff. Guest-starring Catwoman and Superman! Keen observer Tom Spurgeon says:
That was hilarious. Look, if anyone wants to spend 50 thousand bucks on a trailer to a non-existent film starring fucking Robin, god bless them, but they deserve as many kicks to the groin area as there are legs.
Anyway, what I wanted to get to was that later in the thread someone posts a link to this vastly superior Batman movie. It's in Flash and, best of all, only about a minute long. Superhero action! Drama! Ice cream!