Sunday, February 13, 2005

Family Finds Penis in Ketchup Bottle

Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet reports that the Ed family in Rengsjö, Sweden, made a pretty gross discovery when setting down to eat tunnbrödsrullar (roughly equivalent to wrappers, I guess).

Victoria Ed, 31, unscrewed the lid on the ketchup bottle, and something resembling a foreskin fell out, followed by a meaty, skin colored thing, circa 5 centimeters in length (which is not very impressive, assuming it's a human penis. At present, nobody's quite sure). She herself hadn't eaten of the ketchup, but her husband and children had.

The ketchup's brand is "Godegården", which is apparently made in hygienic Turkey. It was sold by Axfood, one of Northern Europe's largest food retailers.

Police have confiscated the penis and are presumably trying to return it to its rightful owner.


Koala Mentala said...

I should add that Superblog!! Fan of the Week David sent me the link. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Little David! HE should be the patron saint of Superblog 2!

Anonymous said...

This story is already proven to be asparagas.

Criminal labaratory already reported that the object found
is a type of funghi that can develope if kethchup is not
kept in hygenic and cool environment longer periods.

Your ironic comments for Hygenic
Turkey is not fair.

We are the producer of this ketchup
and our plant is one of the most modern money can buy.