... and some other Superblog!! entries that were recently rejected at the planning stage:
Alaska Woman Cuts Off Boyfriend's Penis:
At some point, the pair decided to have sexual relations and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window handle above their bed. The woman pulled out a kitchen knife severed the man's penis, police said. She then flushed the penis down the toilet, untied the man and drove him to the hospital.
This Lovely Painting Can Be Yours for $1,100:
Batman Draped in Thai Silk
Painting. Acrylic on Canvas.
See Talentless Limb Bizkit Singer Engage in Sexual Intercourse with Some Girl:
Fred Durst's hardcore porn video, t-mobile, sex clip and cell hacked by the T-MOBILE TERRORIST
Pope John Paul II is Fucked:
[...] rushed to the hospital in an ambulance Thursday suffering from a relapse of the flu, a fever and congestion, the Vatican said, a day after the pontiff made his longest public appearance since being discharged from the clinic two weeks ago.
Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics:
It is a little known fact, that Ms Spears is an expert in semiconductor physics. Not content with just singing, in the following pages, she will guide you in the fundamentals of the vital laser components that have made it possible to hear her super music in a digital format.
Black People Love Us!:
We are well-liked by Black people so we're psyched (since lots of Black people don't like lots of White people)!! We thought it'd be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN' domain name and a killer website!!
Borat (Ali G) at a Rodio in the United States (from Yahoo, link now dead):
After telling the crowd he supported America's war on terrorism, he said, "I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards ... And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq." He then sang a garbled version of "The Star-Spangled banner."