Monday, February 21, 2005

Penis Found in Ketchup May Actually Be Fungus, or Alien Invader

One of Superblog!!'s most popular entries ever was the story of the family that found something they believed to be a penis in their ketchup, published last Sunday.

Until now, we've neglected to mention that, according to the paper Ljusnan, a team of experts at the Official Swedish Crime Labs of Linköping have, after extensive testing, concluded that the penis isn't a penis. It's not a body part at all. It will take a while yet to figure out exactly what it is, but the experts believe it may be some kind of fungus or mushroom.

However, Superblog!! has a strong suspicion that it's actually an intelligent life form come from the stars to enslave the human race. This would explain the Crime Labs' reticience.

But let's not get carried away. It's too early to say with any certainty that this horrible alien who has already killed dozens of people by secreting poison is only a tiny part of the advance troop and that the rest still remain undetected, hidden in ketchup bottles across the world. Also, that trillions of the little fuckers will arrive here soon, and thus resistance is futile, is just idle speculation at this stage.

Superblog!! will continue to report on this story as it develops.

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