Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Trivia Quote of the Week

Some people believe it might be a good idea to donate their organs to other people in case of their sudden departure (e.g. hit by lightning, ice cream truck or worse). After some heavy thinking and a little research I came up with a much better idea. Set up those donor papers again and let the petrochemical industrial complex get your body instead!

The average human body contains enough:
iron to make a 3 inch nail,
sulfur to kill all fleas on an average dog,
carbon to make 900 pencils,
potassium to fire a toy cannon,
fat to make 7 bars of soap,
phosphorous to make 2,200 match heads, and
water to fill a ten-gallon tank.

Be of use even when dead!

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