Sammy: We are on a ferry to the kingdom of Åland. Fukk U for not being with us. We give. Do you give? No fucking way.
Koala: This is an incredibly stressful situation. The seconds are ticking away and we're trying to write something worth reading... and, I expect, failing spectacularly. We're both pretty drunk... or are we?
Yeah, this would have been Sammy's cue to take the keyboard, except he pissed away to the toilet. Wanker! is what I would have called him if I was of British descent.
Sammy: Koala thinks he's fokkin smart. He's not. I rule in real life and I rule in every life you poor suckers caould ever imagine and I'm the rich one. Manchester U!!! Water water water, is wet wet. Koala wants to write.
We: Yeah. Sammy fed the disgusting machine with a few crowns more so actually we have all the time in the world. Sammy asks me to tell you that we would like to see you all dead, and that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's it.
Peace, love, and fucking...
Koala & Sammy
p.s. Give me a pie. d.s.
Sunday, August 21, 2005
You Fucking Munchers!
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Even drunk and on time-restrictions you still manage to crank out posts at your usual level of quality.
Hmmm. Maybe that doesn't say much.
Anyway, I hope you guys are enjoying yourselves. I'd loved to have gone too, but can't aford to pay the fare from where I live.
P.S. Are you guys actually two separate people or are you just two personalities trapped in the same brain? It's kind of hard to tell from the outside.
Only British people can say "shag" in that context. It's a rule, for real. You can't make shit like this up.
Why didn't you give us pie? For this, you must die. Sorry.
Bleh. I don't know what we were thinking with that pathetic blog entry. Maybe we were drunk.
I guess so. Sorry for calling you fukkers and all.
Sara is right only British people and Canadians can use the term shag.
*Sigh* It's always the same. As soon as we leave, the place turns into a warzone.
If you kids can't place nice, we'll close down this blog! And then where will you go? You'll have no choice but to start sniffing glue and hang around the gas station all day!!
Zenmonki: We're two guys.
Goo: Sorry, we're straight. By the way, when did we ever post "serious shit"?
All: I hereby decree that NOBODY can use the term "shag" anymore. You broke it. Also, you made Baby Jebus cry.
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