Sunday, August 21, 2005

You Fucking Munchers!

Sammy: We are on a ferry to the kingdom of Åland. Fukk U for not being with us. We give. Do you give? No fucking way.

Koala: This is an incredibly stressful situation. The seconds are ticking away and we're trying to write something worth reading... and, I expect, failing spectacularly. We're both pretty drunk... or are we?

Yeah, this would have been Sammy's cue to take the keyboard, except he pissed away to the toilet. Wanker! is what I would have called him if I was of British descent.

Sammy: Koala thinks he's fokkin smart. He's not. I rule in real life and I rule in every life you poor suckers caould ever imagine and I'm the rich one. Manchester U!!! Water water water, is wet wet. Koala wants to write.

We: Yeah. Sammy fed the disgusting machine with a few crowns more so actually we have all the time in the world. Sammy asks me to tell you that we would like to see you all dead, and that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's it.

Peace, love, and fucking...

Koala & Sammy

p.s. Give me a pie. d.s.

14 comments:

zenmonki said...

Even drunk and on time-restrictions you still manage to crank out posts at your usual level of quality.

Hmmm. Maybe that doesn't say much.

Anyway, I hope you guys are enjoying yourselves. I'd loved to have gone too, but can't aford to pay the fare from where I live.

P.S. Are you guys actually two separate people or are you just two personalities trapped in the same brain? It's kind of hard to tell from the outside.

Goo said...

Sammy vs Koala: The stuff that ended up on the cutting room floor.

Sammy: I love you Koala!

Koala: Feeling is mutual Sammy. I'm sorry I called you a wanker, sweetheart. Wanna shag here on the boat/keyboard?

Sammy: I thought you would never ask Sugar Lips! Let's post our lovemaking in our blog!

Koala: Fantastic idea Sammy! I only have 1 Euro left, that gives us 30 seconds, but I'm sure that's enuff time for you to shag me rotten!!

Sammy & Koala: agkoyevngf nkkktf ft5tdegyh yytrewryy 3tttttttttttt yyttt6tttyhy wwdyujklfgol wpwmqwqvwx............ ...

Sara said...

Only British people can say "shag" in that context. It's a rule, for real. You can't make shit like this up.

Sara said...
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koala & sammy said...

Why didn't you give us pie? For this, you must die. Sorry.

Koala Mentala said...

Bleh. I don't know what we were thinking with that pathetic blog entry. Maybe we were drunk.

Uncle Sammy said...

I guess so. Sorry for calling you fukkers and all.

Goo said...

sara, only british people and people who love the Austin Powers' movie series say thing such as i did ("shag you rotten baby").

koala and sammy, this post actually was quite entertaining compared to your more serious shit. frankly though, i would like to see more love and shagging betwix you both. betwix everyone for that matter.

i know betwix is not a word (or is it?). it sounds proper though.

poop.

Sara said...

No, it's just British people.

Afe said...

Oh shit, I forgot to turn up to your drunk party on the ship of death!

Sorry, I suffer from amnesia. Maybe that's why I have so many library fines.

The Stalker said...

Sara is right only British people and Canadians can use the term shag.

Goo said...

to sara and the other guy who thinks he can tell other people what they can or cannot say: i AM british! and canadian! so there!!

shag shag shag!

and anyway, koala said wanker! why don't you pick on his swedish ass?

Koala Mentala said...

*Sigh* It's always the same. As soon as we leave, the place turns into a warzone.

If you kids can't place nice, we'll close down this blog! And then where will you go? You'll have no choice but to start sniffing glue and hang around the gas station all day!!

Koala Mentala said...

Zenmonki: We're two guys.

Goo: Sorry, we're straight. By the way, when did we ever post "serious shit"?

All: I hereby decree that NOBODY can use the term "shag" anymore. You broke it. Also, you made Baby Jebus cry.