No, no, no. You're looking at a guy who got a proud "Pass" (without Distinction) when I took Logic and Discrete Mathematics at University, so I'm fully capable of drawing logical conclusions, thank you very much. Just because all pedophiles are trekkers doesn't mean vice versa is true.
But you know what? All pedophiles are heavily into Star Trek:
While there may be quibbling about the exact numbers*, the Toronto detectives claim that the connection is undeniable.*That's because it was previously claimed that...
In fact, Star Trek paraphernalia has so routinely been found at the homes of the pedophiles they've arrested that it has become a gruesome joke in the squad room.
All but one of the [over 100] offenders they have arrested in the last four years was a hard-core Trekkie.See the first link for an attempt at explaining this disturbing but perhaps not entirely unexpected correlation. (I mean, Superblog!! always knew Star Trek fans were freaks, we just didn't know they were all potentially dangerous freaks. Incidentally, I almost used this image to illustrate this blog entry.)
[Yale cyberlaw expert Ernest] Miller was skeptical but the [Toronto police Sex Crimes Unit] basically stood by their story--at the least, a "majority of those arrested show 'at least a passing interest in Star Trek, if not a strong interest.'" Not just an interest in science fiction generally, mind you. But Star Trek.
This seems as good a time as any to announce Superblog!!'s Site of the Day!