No, no, no. You're looking at a guy who got a proud "Pass" (without Distinction) when I took Logic and Discrete Mathematics at University, so I'm fully capable of drawing logical conclusions, thank you very much. Just because all pedophiles are trekkers doesn't mean vice versa is true.
But you know what? All pedophiles are heavily into Star Trek:
While there may be quibbling about the exact numbers*, the Toronto detectives claim that the connection is undeniable.*That's because it was previously claimed that...
In fact, Star Trek paraphernalia has so routinely been found at the homes of the pedophiles they've arrested that it has become a gruesome joke in the squad room.
All but one of the [over 100] offenders they have arrested in the last four years was a hard-core Trekkie.See the first link for an attempt at explaining this disturbing but perhaps not entirely unexpected correlation. (I mean, Superblog!! always knew Star Trek fans were freaks, we just didn't know they were all potentially dangerous freaks. Incidentally, I almost used this image to illustrate this blog entry.)
[Yale cyberlaw expert Ernest] Miller was skeptical but the [Toronto police Sex Crimes Unit] basically stood by their story--at the least, a "majority of those arrested show 'at least a passing interest in Star Trek, if not a strong interest.'" Not just an interest in science fiction generally, mind you. But Star Trek.
This seems as good a time as any to announce Superblog!!'s Site of the Day!
9 comments:
The KHAAAN-site is a gem. I'm happy to see that it gets publicity.
I will never look at Star Trek the same again!
Wow, that was a real eye-opener. Another reason why Star Wars is better than Star Trek.
Star Wars fans are rapists, though. A study says.
Whenever you refer to a past Superblog!! entry, remember to always provide a link. It helps newcomers get up to speed.
To answer your question: No, it was just a general racist comment.
I almost was on my way to get that link, for precise quotation, but anyho:
Let's embrace each other and thank GOD that we, young and old, have our own unique groups of sexual space saviours!
That you, as an SW-fan, may be a lot of things but NOT a pornstar? Well, that's good, 'cause porn is what destroys our good Christian societies.
I always thought of Trekkies as annoying and bothersome, rather than scary. One can only imagine what a hot bed of criminal activities their conventions are. (Also, they clog up the streets in Portland when they have those conventions, so they were really already on my bad side.) Superblog!! is eductional.
Superblog!! is many things, but it is NOT educational. Wait, I mean it is.
Matthew, you could be a member of the Superblog!! team - we quote The Simpsons every sixth minute in real life. It's downright annoying for other people.
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