Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Sweden Breeds Sperm Dog



I'm totally not making this up. Commie tabloid Aftonbladet reports that the police in Gothenburg, Sweden, will be the first in the world to use a specially trained dog to sniff out semen. The purpose is to secure evidence of rape, and the dog will primarily be used outdoors.

The dog has yet to be approved by Rikskriminalens polishundtjänst, the National Council of Crime-Fighting Dogs (or whatever), located in Karlsborg. Which is just as well because so far the dog has utterly failed during practice.

Incidentally, you have to click on this link (or the next one) and check out the acronym of another Karlsborg project. Sweden rulez!

Please note: The picture above is not of the sperm dog, but of an unrelated cocker spaniel. Get the connection? Cocker spaniel? Cock? Semen? Hello? How can you not get this?!

11 comments:

Matthew said...

What about a dachsund? You know a 'weiner dog'? Ha, ha...eh, that sucked.

Sara said...

How would you tell your mom about that?
Mom, I got a new job.

Doing what?

I follow a dog around while it sniffs out spunk.

Koala Mentala said...

It's a step up if your previous job was tasting the dog's shit to check for disease.

Koala Mentala said...

Speaking of dogshit, I forgot to thank Moocko for sending in the link. Sorry.

Cindy-Lou said...

I don't get it.

Koala Mentala said...

Come on! Cocker SPANiel. SPAN!

Uncle Sammy said...

...as in C-SPAN!!

Koala Mentala said...

Which has so far failed to cover this story. That's the liberal media for you! It almost makes me want to renounce my membership in ACLU and go Nazi!

Matthew said...

C-SPAN is jumble of the word SPANC. As in Spanking the Monkey! I get it, it's so obvious!

Cindy-Lou said...

I get it now.

Koala Mentala said...

Monkeys should be stroked, not spanked.