I'm totally not making this up. Commie tabloid Aftonbladet reports that the police in Gothenburg, Sweden, will be the first in the world to use a specially trained dog to sniff out semen. The purpose is to secure evidence of rape, and the dog will primarily be used outdoors.
The dog has yet to be approved by Rikskriminalens polishundtjänst, the National Council of Crime-Fighting Dogs (or whatever), located in Karlsborg. Which is just as well because so far the dog has utterly failed during practice.
Incidentally, you have to click on this link (or the next one) and check out the acronym of another Karlsborg project. Sweden rulez!
Please note: The picture above is not of the sperm dog, but of an unrelated cocker spaniel. Get the connection? Cocker spaniel? Cock? Semen? Hello? How can you not get this?!
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Posted by Koala Mentala at 2:18 pm