Ganja Jesus was painted like a thousand years ago by drunken Swedes when the buffalos still roamed the plains of lots of places. This painting tells us what I have known for a long time. Jesus was stoned all day long and for good reasons.
1. The Bible says that Ganja is good stuff.
Ganja is also seen by Rastafarians as the herb of life mentioned in the Bible. Rastafarians use of ganja is justified by the following Psalms 104:14 that says, "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and herb for the service of man, that he may bring forth food out of the earth." Rastafarians also say it was found growing at the grave of King Solomon in the Bible.
2. People in the (un)holy land were as crazy then as they are now so He sort of needed something to put up with all the stupidity. Crazy Jews, crazy Arabs, crazy Italians...
Go in peace now and don't forget to take the Bible Poop Quiz.
Friday, May 27, 2005
Posted by Uncle Sammy at 9:49 pm