Ganja Jesus was painted like a thousand years ago by drunken Swedes when the buffalos still roamed the plains of lots of places. This painting tells us what I have known for a long time. Jesus was stoned all day long and for good reasons.
1. The Bible says that Ganja is good stuff.
Ganja is also seen by Rastafarians as the herb of life mentioned in the Bible. Rastafarians use of ganja is justified by the following Psalms 104:14 that says, "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and herb for the service of man, that he may bring forth food out of the earth." Rastafarians also say it was found growing at the grave of King Solomon in the Bible.
2. People in the (un)holy land were as crazy then as they are now so He sort of needed something to put up with all the stupidity. Crazy Jews, crazy Arabs, crazy Italians...
Go in peace now and don't forget to take the Bible Poop Quiz.
Friday, May 27, 2005
Today's Photo: Ganja Jesus
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I always ka-new jebus was a pothead. Partly because he was so stoned all the time that he told people he was "jesus". This simply is not true. His true name was jebus, and we just haven't been told that because then we might be able to unlock the secret to the bible. The secret is that in the fifth chapter, jebus does it with jane.
Can you tell I didn't read the bible?
Mary, Jane, who the hell cares who Jesus did the nasty in the pasty with?
I'd do any guy who can turn water into wine.
I got 6 out of 10 Bible Poop quiz questions right.
I can only turn wine into ehhmm.. "water" and I'm limited to about 2 gallons per week.
Hey Captain. Sure you've been told his true name is Jebus. Don't you read Superblog!!? You should check it out some time, it's a nice blog.
Hope to see same more information in futere.
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