Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Kerry Still Accused of Being a Wimp and a Loser

It's 100 days since Kerry promised to sign form SF-180 and release his military records. But trust me! He will never do that. Why? Because that would reveal for everybody how Mr 67 Purple Hearts Kerry acted like a total wimp and loser when in Vietnam (and Saigon). Cry-Baby!!!

And what's happening in the life of Uncle Sammy? Well, today I assembled a garden bench !! It was very exciting and I really thought it worked out well. Phew...!

5 comments:

Koala Mentala said...

You disgusting neocon you. John F Kerry is SO fucking cool, if he looked at you, your heart would explode.

Uncle Sammy said...

If JFK looked at me I would fall asleep. He is SO fucking boring. (and corny)

Koala Mentala said...

At least he doesn't start wars he can't finish. Like YOU.

Uncle Sammy said...

I AM the fire starter!

Moocko said...

Twisted Sammy-starter!!!