Remember a month ago, when we celebrated 10,000 hits? Well, that was NOTHING. I SPIT on 10,000 hits. 10,000 hits make me SICK. Cos today we broke fifteen thousand hits, which is obviously much, much better:
And if each one of you 15,000 fuckers would just contribute a dollar - a fucking dollar! - I could retire and would never have to blog again. (Okay, so I'd have to move to Kenya or somewhere where $15,000 is a lot of money. And of course this assumes that I get everything and my co-blogger Sammy nothing. But that only seems fair. From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.)
But you won't. You just take and take and TAKE. Assholes.
In accordance with tradition, I swiped the celebratory image from another website. Thank you, Japanese perverts!
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Posted by Koala Mentala at 7:21 am