Tuesday, May 24, 2005

15,000 Superblog!! Fans Will Be Executed At Dawn



Remember a month ago, when we celebrated 10,000 hits? Well, that was NOTHING. I SPIT on 10,000 hits. 10,000 hits make me SICK. Cos today we broke fifteen thousand hits, which is obviously much, much better:



And if each one of you 15,000 fuckers would just contribute a dollar - a fucking dollar! - I could retire and would never have to blog again. (Okay, so I'd have to move to Kenya or somewhere where $15,000 is a lot of money. And of course this assumes that I get everything and my co-blogger Sammy nothing. But that only seems fair. From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.)

But you won't. You just take and take and TAKE. Assholes.

In accordance with tradition, I swiped the celebratory image from another website. Thank you, Japanese perverts!

10 comments:

President Preston said...

Your welcome. I mean...um, I'm not obsessed with anime porn. Letalone normal porn.

Animals?

What? No. Never. No. What? Shut up.

Only once. I mean never. Never again. What? NO.

DAMNIT.

PS- I think I deserve at least 5 of those dollars for my face. Obviously, considering it was the inspiration for all your good posts.

Koala Mentala said...

You keep bitching, soon you won't have a face.

ME GET ALL MONEY.

Moocko said...

I think Koala is cute, 'cos when he gets mad he tickles me and then I laugh for hours and hours and know how it is to love someone for real, and that's not something that happens everyday!

Uncle Sammy said...

I have needs too! But since you need a life Koala, you can have it all!! Have a wonderful life!
Really! I mean it! Me so softhearted....

ps. 3 dollars to the captain. ds.

Cindy-Lou said...

Why would we give you money so you can stop blogging? That wouldn't be very self-serving, and you know we're all self-serving individuals. So, sorry babe, but you're stuck blogging FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL BORN LIFE.

Moocko said...

Koala? Natural born? Well...

Koala Mentala said...

Natural Born Bloggers? Yeah, I think I saw that one.

Moocko said...

"Natural Born Blogger" ain't quite as cool as being a "Natural Born Killer" :-)

Koala Mentala said...

Duh.

Moocko said...

In Koala-language, "Duh" means "Me love you very long time, Moocko!"