Working isn't fun, it's absolutely horrible. Don't let anybody tell you anything else. It's no way for a human being to live. Work is for animals and subhuman creatures. So I say it's time for all us humans to quit our jobs and let society pay. Because what are we accomplishing anyway? Even if we DO do something right, don't we just feel dirty afterwards? Because we know in our hearts that work is Wrong.
It's good to have friends but if you don't have real friends you can have PRETEND friends on the Internet. And those can create videos that they put on YouTube and one of them is SUPERBLOG!! fan Matthew P, who is a SCAB because he recently made a PILOT for a television series and here is that pilot and it is called Weird Office Tales and it has Dracula:
Go Matthew! Go vampires!
(I am a tiny bit inebriated because I had a few beers with my real-life friend Xerxes, but mostly I am tired. That is why this blog post is less expertly composed than my usual brilliant entries.)
(p.s. Who has the worst work ethic? Death match in the comments here.)
